Lipstick on a Squid
The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.
Southern Pride and Prejudice
Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.
Ink is Thicker Than Blood, Which is Thicker Than Water
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!
Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.
The Fine Ol' Solution
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.