Squidbillies
Season 1
EP 1 This Show Is Called Squidbillies
Introducing America's favorite animated family.
EP 2 Take This Job And Love It
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
EP 3 School Days, Fool Days
After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.
EP 4 Chalky Trouble
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
EP 5 Family Trouble
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
EP 6 Office Politics Trouble
Early concocts a popular new beverage.
Season 2
EP 1 Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads. Not starring Charles Napier.
EP 2 Butt Trouble
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
EP 3 Double Truckin' The Tricky Two
Early does his part to support Georgia public education.
EP 4 Swayze Crazy
The squids meet a legless drifter. Not featuring Patrick Swayze.
EP 5 Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Early's party hat enrages God.
EP 6 Meth O.D. to My Madness
Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.
EP 7 The Tiniest Princess
A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.
EP 8 Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
Granny cheats death for another week.
EP 9 Bubba Trubba
Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.
EP 10 Burned And Reburned Again
Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies.
EP 11 Terminus Trouble
Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.
EP 12 Survival Of The Dumbest
Early is indifferent to Rusty's search for truth.
EP 13 A Sober Sunday
Early circumvents state law.
EP 14 Rebel Without A Claus
Early ruins Christmas.
Season 3
EP 1 Webnecks
Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.
EP 2 Beast Implants
Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.
EP 3 Tween Steam
Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.
EP 4 Wing Nut
Early's DNA is finally put to good use.
EP 5 Mephistopheles Traveled Below To A Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.
EP 6 Earth Worst
The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.
EP 7 The Good One
Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.
EP 8 Sharif
Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.
EP 9 Condition: Demolition!
Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.
EP 10 The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.
EP 11 The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.
EP 12 Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.
EP 13 Armageddon It On!
The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.
EP 14 Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody about Dan Halen
...About Dan Halen: An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.
EP 15 Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.
EP 16 An Officer and a Dental Dam
Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.
EP 17 The Okaleechee Dam Jam
Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.
EP 18 Pile M For Murder
Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.
EP 19 Mud Days and Cornfused
A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.
EP 20 Krystal, Light
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
Season 4
EP 1 Lerm
An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.
EP 2 The Liar, the Bitch and the BoredRube
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
EP 3 The Fine Ol' Solution
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
EP 4 Anabolic-holic
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
EP 5 Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind
Oldest living confederate widow doesn't say anything of real relevance.
EP 6 The Big Gay Throwdown
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
EP 7 Atone Deaf
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
EP 8 God's Bro
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.
EP 9 Reunited, And It Feels No Good
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
EP 10 Not Without My Cash Cow!
When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
Season 5
EP 1 The Need For Weed
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
EP 2 The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.
EP 3 Dead Squid Walking
When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.
EP 4 Young, Dumb, and Full of Gums
The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.
EP 5 Holodeck Redneck
Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.
EP 6 Frivolacious Squidigation?
Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.
EP 7 Fatal Distraction
Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.
EP 8 Clowny Freaks
Clowny Daggers!
EP 9 Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.
EP 10 America: Why I Love Her
Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.
Season 6
EP 1 Asbestos I Can
Early's asbestos addiction finally catches up with him.
EP 2 Class of '86
At his high school reunion, the Sheriff settles an old score.
EP 3 Velvet Messiah
Early proves he's smarter than a town full of idiots.
EP 4 The Big E
Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.
EP 5 Keeping it in the Family Way
Rusty discovers the joys of being a teenage father.
EP 6 Snow Daddy
Early's parenting skills are called into question by a magical snowman.
EP 7 Ballmart
Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.
EP 8 The Pharaoh's Wad
Scoot over, alcohol and inhalants, Early has a new addiction.
EP 9 The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
Gaga Pee Pap returns to pass the family ignorance on to Rusty.
EP 10 Trucked Up!
On a transatlantic trucker challenge, The Scrambler and The Mummy get in high gear and hot water!
Season 7
EP 1 Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D
Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.
EP 2 Beware the Butt-Cutter
When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town's stupidest citizen for help.
EP 3 Squidbilly Manfishing
Sheriff and Rusty go on a manhunt for Early at Lake Okaleechee.
EP 4 Green and Sober
Lil's loved ones try to get her re-addicted to drugs.
EP 5 The Legend of Kid Squid
Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.
EP 6 From Russia With Stud
Sheriff almost makes the biggest mistake of his life, then does.
Season 8
EP 1 Granite Caverns
Early becomes king of a local cave.
EP 2 Ga-Ga-Ghost
Early goes on a rampage with the ghost of his dead father.
EP 3 The Inkubator Lives!
Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.
EP 4 Drone to the Bone
America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.
EP 5 A Jailhouse Divided
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.
EP 6 Stop. Jammertime!
A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.
EP 7 Thou Shale Not Drill
The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.
EP 8 The Squid Stays in the Picture
Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.
EP 9 Gun of a Son
Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.
Season 9
EP 1 Hetero-Cephalo Agenda
Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.
EP 2 Limbitless
Early trades his legs for walking around money.
EP 3 Taint Misbehavin'
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
EP 4 Ink is Thicker Than Blood, Which is Thicker Than Water
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
EP 5 Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!
Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.
EP 6 A Walk to Dignity
Sheriff's dad, the Sheriff, breaks the law to break down social barriers.
EP 7 Granny Hotfoot
Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.
EP 8 Sheriff-in-Law
Early puts his love in all the wrong places.
EP 9 Hybrid To Hell
Early loses the love of his life.
EP 10 Jose, can you? Si!
Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.
Season 10
EP 1 Lipstick on a Squid
The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.
EP 2 Southern Pride and Prejudice
Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.
EP 3 Trackwood Race-ist
Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.
EP 4 The Peep
Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.
EP 5 Vicki
Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.
EP 6 Cephalo-ectomy
You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.
EP 7 Greener Pastor
Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.
EP 8 Squash B'Gosh
Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.
EP 9 Thanks-Taking
Rusty's new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.
Season 11
EP 1 Dove in an Iron Cage
Justice is served, mayo free.
EP 2 The Guzzle Bumpkin
Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!
EP 3 Jacksonville Jackass
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
EP 4 The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
EP 5 The Ballad of the Latrine Marine
It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
EP 6 Debased Ball
Early exploits himself for attention.
EP 7 Tortuga de Mentiras
Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
EP 8 Duel of the Dimwits
Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.
EP 9 The War on the War on Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
EP 10 Dewey Two-ey
Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.
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