Members of the Fremont community gather to discuss important local issues: rock perfume and liquid bones. Voices improvised by Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, and Rob Delaney. Animation by Dan Hartshorn.
If you think you can get away with your tired old facial features and body parts and still make it in Hollywood, you're in for a rude awakening!
Never take your eyes off the prize. Ever.
A careless gaffer pushes an entire stock footage film crew to the brink of murder, nihilism, and insanity.
A care package from the wife contains love, and horribly spoiled foodstuffs threatening to contaminate the entire Sassy Girl Glitter Mine. Can the danger be ingested in time?
Restaurant reviews from Adult Swim food critic John Harris that are definitely lucid!
Better brush up on your shredding skills - host James Urbaniak discovers that the future of communication is not words, but blazing guitar solos.
Get a tantalizing taste of tonight's steamy feature presentation.
Even the commander in chief has off-days.
Everyone's talking about the NBA Finals, making it the perfect time for our research team to get to the beating, bleeding heart of the matter, and of the basketball itself.
Schauen sie sich dieses kleinen jungen fliegen! Fur immer und dann stirbt er!
A rival tagging crew disses the Paynt Boyz online, leaving Blayde, Ponk, Blaid, and Ivan no choice but to fight the mysterious PMS to get their cred back.
Mark Twain searches for adventure on his garbage raft.
Essas cobras so conheco uma velocidade: psicotico.
Cake Time! Cake Time! Cake Time!
Superego presents a scenario that is too harrowing for even the world's most celebrated secret agent. Created by Superego. Animation: Andrew Moroney. Voices: Jeremy Carter and Matt Gourley. Editing: Matt Gourley
Mark Twain remembers the poet Richard "Dickie" Withers, who really could have helped out around the house more.
On the Sassy Girl glitter mine on asteroid dh-17, the generation gap is increased four years due to deep space communication lag. Is that too long for a father to bond with his Earth-dwelling son with a few fun board games?
What, you think the Gay Pride Parade just magically comes together by itself? Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee is for people who can bring in enough lesbians on motorcycles.
This is a bod you won't soon forget.
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The final installment of Porn Foley, the groundbreaking documentary on adult film Foley master Horst Pehl. Written and directed by Dyna Moe. Starring Mitch Magee, edited by Bill Buckendorf, and shot by Trent Ermes.
She's the hottest name in the industry right now. For maybe eight more seconds.
Who says three-year-olds are hard to buy for?
The best interviewer is a good listener. A really, really good listener.
The most handsome abnormality you've ever seen.
Chinese Stephen Colbert already on the shortlist to take over The Chinese Late Show.
An older fan goes bombing with the Paynt Boyz, but he seems more interested in a different paint crew.
The Paynt Boyz search New York City for someone with the skills to join their crew who also doesn't scare them.
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How do you hit a ball? What's the best running technique? How fast can a house go? All these questions and more are answered in this episode of 60-Second Knowledge
Compulsory pro wrestling? Sexually-forward motorboats? Porn camp? Why, it sounds like the future of recreation has a lot to offer!
Famous people weigh in on what they think happened to the missing Flight 370.
Being prepared means knowing where your interviewer's family lives.
Work experience means nothing if you're not dressed up in a costume.
Ellen takes pranking to the limit.
Genuine Frenchman Maxime Simonet takes you on a guided tour of the City of Light.
Legal troubles are the least of Bieber's worries.
Celebs aren't the only ones soaking up the sun and viciously attacking the paparazzi. Get the skinny on beach happenings at Cannes!
Hearing is only for people who can handle it.
When you've got two people in a bed, you're going to have drama.
Four would-be street artists get together to start a crew that will dominate the five boroughs! Or not. Paynt Boyz. Represent.
This is a web video about nothing.
What REALLY happened to Walter White? A cut scene from Breaking Bad that Vince Gilligan tried to make sure was never released may be the answer.
We say goodbye to some of our favorite celebs who passed away this year.
This clip is so hot, you might throw up into a bucket.
When toddlers fight, we all win.
The gnarliest scenes in all of Westeros
Art XPert Jill Hanley tries (again) to teach you how to draw.
Home repair Xpert Frank Diebel shows you the second easiest way to unclog your drain, just behind not having your insane sister-in-law living with you for God knows how long.
Interview? I hardly know view!
Life on the Sassy Girl glitter mines is short, hard and surprisingly erotic.
Kids may be surprised to know that being crammed deep up the galaxy's butthole isn't as glamorous as it sounds.
Shoot first, pray later.
Another shocking casting twist! But who cares, because the main draw of this movie isn't the acting. Watch more Shorts on adultswim.com.
The show will never be the same.
It worked for apes so why not. Watch more Shorts on adultswim.com
The incredible puzzle solution will knock you on your ass.
Leaked footage from this summer's hottest blockbuster.
Join host James Urbaniak as he traverses the globe and the fabric of time, seeking to uncover what religion will look like in the distant future.
Papa Paul demonstrates the River Boy Pose.
All aboard the knowledge train headed for "What's The Future Of Transportation"-ville. Your conductor? Host James Urbaniak of course!
Hot Trash host Kelly Hudson gives us some highlights from the 2013 Academy Awards.
Poisoning is a form of murder! And other anti-murder tips from Mark Twain's crime-fighting cartoon dog friend.
Dear graduates, Robby Rackleff is very invested in your future. You might want a restraining order.
If you have one minute, you can have a perfectly toned anus!
Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with the most powerful film to come out of Ireland in the past 30 years.
Miley Cyrus is thrilled to see old friend Katy Perry at her show.
James Urbaniak visits an an ancient anonymous sex cave to answer the question the world cannot stop asking: what is the future of glory holes?
Learn how to wrap a present, with Matt Beacon. [adult swim]
Sassy Girl Mining Company employee James Bagley sends a heartfelt message to his son and tells his wife to shove it on the same video transmission.
Happy Birthday/so horny 4 u/It's over/Ichiro o korosu/We don't have much time
Thing X has the GRAMMY INFECTION! Check out which winners WEREN'T televised last night on Hot Trash!
Rodney Morelli of the International Cloud Registry has some good deals on cloud opportunities to help cool you off during the dog days of summer - but don't take his word for it! Take the word of his client testimonials. Created by Superego. Voices: Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Jeremy Carter, and Julie Klausner. Animation: Andrew Moroney
Yelling like goats is sweeping the nation and if you think Guns N' Roses is going to sit this one out, you are SO DUMB WE CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT GET A BRAIN!
Watch the performance that's had people talking all week.
Once art Xpert Jill Hanley learns to embrace her duck-drawing ability, she is introduced to a special friend who will change her life forever.
Xpert Matt Beacon shows you how to get out of bed.
Never miss an opportunity to show off your hammerlock suplex skills.
The Sassy Girl glitter miners want to play knockerball against someone. Anyone.
Lindsay Lohan, Chris Brown, Rihanna! OH MY! The Tender Loving Zone crew cuddles up to Hollywood and lends support and a sympathetic ear to some troubled celebs!
Self-gratification lubricant AND rich in amino acids? Wow!
You just found out your girlfriend's been schtupping 65 strapping glitter miners a day, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Part one of the definitive documentary on the adult film industry's preeminent Foley artist. Written and directed by Dyna Moe. Starring Mitch Magee, edited by Bill Buckendorf, and shot by Trent Ermes.
Semi-Amateur Competitive Eater Bear Silber takes on his grossest challenge yet: Eating a huge pile of Cronuts without throwing up. Or with throwing up.
Always, ALWAYS memorize your coat of arms before going to see your dentist. Cast: Dr. Orenthal Simpson, DDS: Matt Gourley; Dental Assistant Laura: Mark McConville; Lars, The Night Dentist: Jeff Crocker. Sound design/editing by Matt Gourley. Directed and edited by Jeff Crocker.
Foley artist Horst Pehl explores the rise of digital sound design and the role of union regulations. Written and directed by Dyna Moe. Starring Mitch Magee, edited by Bill Buckendorf, and shot by Trent Ermes.
Preparations are underway for every possible malady that may befall a glitter miner on the Sassy Girl Mining outpost. But mostly space bees.
For the first time ever, all the best phone calls and emails the NSA has illegally recorded from American citizens can be yours on compact disc! Order now!
The dead have risen. Well, a dead has risen.
Worst guest ever.
We know why the caged bird laughs.
By eating cupcakes, pizza, candy, and other things the cavemen commonly consumed, you can be as strong and healthy as primitive man was.
The boyz are strapped for dough so they start selling the one thing they've got plenty of: street cred. Also, hats.
It's easy to get mad on an asteroid glitter mine, especially when your best friend is a racist coffee machine.
Brad Pitt will only be doing zombie roles for a while.
Why did we pay Paul F. Tompkins tankards of ale and roasted pigs to play a little girl office manager? Watch and find out.
It takes a village to decipher this interview.
These little guys sure have a lot to say!
Because there is nothing more shocking than grapes fighting to the death in the name of "sport."
We did something dumber than the First Kiss...
This cute viral video has The Today Show hosts beside themselves.
It's time for a fresh start! Let our spring cleaning Xpert give you some meaty tips for tidying up your home.
Learn how to build a birdhouse with our household crafts Xpert, John Banks.
It's the hottest thing to hit the Internet since the last hottest cat video.
Don learns how to sell himself.
Actor Mike Bocchetti offers his moving interpretation of George Bailey in "It's A Wonderful Life"
This little guy has a lot of passion.
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