Western Hay Batch
The ingenious Robot Chicken writers give some advice on why you should butt out of the Power Rangers' business. Obi-Wan takes the low road to the high ground. The Terminator goes back in time to stop Eve from eating the apple.
Triple Hot Dog Sandwich on Wheat
The Property Brothers try to satisfy Lex Luthor's need for real estate. Is being a My Little Pony just a phase? The US Army finds a use for Inspector Gadget. Robot Chicken re-tells the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
RC explains why Superman wishes he'd locked the door of the Fortress of Solitude. The Robot Chicken Nerd dies or has sex or neither? You are probably smarter than a fifth grader. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get surplus military hardware.
Collateral Damage in Gang Turf War
We see what happens when E.T. takes over an E.R.; Our minds put Harry Potter in a not-so-magical situation; Find out why The Avengers keep Black Widow and Hawkeye on the team; The Robot Chicken writers put our characters in a Walking Dead situation.
Butchered in Burbank
How we would bring Monopoly to the silver screen; Dracula hosts a dinner party; The Little Mermaid travels up the Hudson River to New York; The creators conjure up the Moolah who joins the cast of Dr. Seuss characters.
Hemlock, Gin and Juice
This is how we imagine Dora the Explorer's Quinceanera going; You'll see why the Angry Birds got so angry; The writers bring Thomas the Tank Engine to an explosive end.
Eviscerated Post-Coital by Six Foot Mantis
Robot Chicken creates a new Sesame Street character; The Mario Bros. spend all those gold coins they've collected;What we imagine Pinky and the Brain would do if they had a wild night on the town. Two Vietnamese guards try to break Rambo in our reimagining of this famous movie scene.
Some like it Hitman
Think being a witch or wizard would be fun? The creators show you what life in Hogwart's would really be like. Ever wonder why Winnie the Pooh likes honey so much? Can you say addict? Find out why Donald Duck's nephew's spend so much time with their uncle instead of their mother. All that, plus find out who's ass Tommy Tapeworm will come wriggling out of.
The Core, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
The creators imagine just how far Kratos, from the God of War series, will go to collect blood orbs. Superman flies back through time so he won't have to hear Lois whine... ever again. The Velveteen Rabbit gets a raw deal. And what did the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind really come to prove?
The Curious Case of The Box
The creators re-imagine the moment before death in Reaped, Dora the Explorer conquers Mt. Everest, God gets busted in the Garden of Eden and witness the most horrifyingly hysterical car clown crash in history.
The Godfather of the Bride II
Remember when MTV used to actually be about music? The MTV logo does and it's out for revenge. The Robot Chicken Nerd dreams of hanging out with Michael Knight from Knight Rider. A bunch of Spock's from the future gather for a surprise party and the creators imagine what television will be like in the year 2013.