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Don't think, just buy.

Spend the evening with the true reason for the season.

It's our word against yours.

Christmas gets no funkier than this.

Weirdly, this didn't work for Travolta and Cage.

Still better than fruitcake.

Why'd you have to go and do a thing like that, you impatient goof?

These new episodes are gonna knock your dang socks right off you feet, bruddy.

Seriously, we cannot over-emphasize the importance of the lubricant.

Salt is not your friend.

We are so very, very sorry.

You guys like poetry? Don't be shy, show of hands.

Space exploration is no place for jokes.

Drop your socks and reset your clocks!

Girls night out night is every night... llllladies.

You should not pay close attention to this message.

Way to go, Calvin.

What deranged person gave the time zones those names?

Put nice words into our earholes.

We read your letters, goldfish friends. Here you go.

We set the table for cable!

Close call, Missouri.

We're concerned over your lack of sex.

There is no conspiracy and this is not propaganda.

Before you scoff, answer this: Has there been a devastating worm uprising?

Streaming is icky, trust us.

Flowing wild and free. Sept. 1 - 5, 4AM. Then EVERY FRIDAY at 4AM.

Flowing wild and free. Sept. 1 - 5, 4AM. Then EVERY FRIDAY at 4AM.

An explosive montage worthy of Michael Bay.

Produced by Titmouse

Produced by Titmouse

Produced by Titmouse

Produced by Titmouse

Produced by Titmouse

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Animated short: Bear

Animated short: Fight King 3

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Animated short: Fight King

Animated short: Wrestlers Break Board

Animated short: Wrestlers Smash Bottle

An old foe with a new name has returned to wreak havoc on the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Watch The Venture Bros. "The Revenge Society" this Sunday at Midnight on Adult Swim.

"Have Yourself a Meaty Little Christmas" is a modern miracle of musical quality and packaging technology.

Tune in Sunday, September 26th at 12:30am for the new Metalocalypse episode "Fertilityklok" on [adult swim].

Flying Lotus stops by to show his love for Adult Swim and explains exactly how the name Flying Lotus came to be. This interview brought to you by the 2012 Adult Swim Singles Program.

Adult Swim has had it up to here (ass-level) with premieres. Watch new American Dads and Family Guys, Mondays at 10:30 and 11:00.

This Sunday, Hansel and Gretel get a robot-chickening. Watch the new episode at midnight.

This Sunday's new Robot Chicken promises to be filled with hope and fighting. Watch it at midnight.

This Thursday at midnight, Newsreaders kicks off its first season with Van Sex.

Loiter Squad is hard at work being hard at work. Season 2 starts March 10th.

Skip Reming delivers news and ass-kickings in equal measure. Watch him in the series premiere of Newsreaders, Thursday at midnight.

Newsreader opinion-giver Skip Reming explains the benefits of stairs. Series premiere, January 17th at midnight.

Sadee Deenus has a special way with the world's youngest newsmakers. Newsreaders premiere, Thursday at midnight.

Sadee Deenus won't stop pushing until she gets the truth about family fitness. Newsreaders premiere, Thursday at midnight.

This Sunday, Robot Chicken dives headfirst into a cinematic netherworld inhabited by Legos.

It's been a good run, Premiere Promos. Hold your heads high. Don't worry, Family Guy and American Dad premieres themselves will continue to run as usual.

Newsreaders' Narge Hemingway brings news into your comfort zone this Thursday, Jan 17th at midnight.

Special correspondent Amir Larussa explains his cultural-sounding name. Newsreaders series premiere Thursday at midnight.

In the premiere episode of Newsreaders, lonely van-owners tell their side of the story and tops come off. Watch it Thursday at midnight.

Xandra Dent takes medical investigation as far as it needs to go. Newsreaders premiere this Thursday.

Amir Larussa gets a secondhand account of locker-room talk amongst birds. Newsreaders series premiere Thursday at midnight.

Xandra Dent talks to your doctors so you don't have to. Newsreaders. Series premiere Thursday at midnight.

Robot Chicken has a little something for everyone, no matter how garish their couches. New episode Sunday at midnight.

Newsreaders correspondent Xandra Dent understands that the story is just part of the story. Series premiere at midnight on Thursday.

Go on. Wiggle with it. Track by Andre Lamar Bell, Richard Hurst and Pat Kelly

Narge Hemingway investigates senior citizens and bad boys Thursday at midnight in an all-new Newsreaders.

Jasper tries his best to promote the upcoming season of Loiter Squad, starting March 10th.

Serial killers and buddies for life, this Sunday at midnight on Robot Chicken.

Narge Hemingway gets to the bottom of a hedge scam on this week's Newsreaders. Thursday at midnight.

This Fall, Adult Swim opens the mind-doors on its most beloved character of all time, Boyd.

This Sunday a dangerous chicken attacks cars, ostensibly for gas. Watch the new episode Sunday at midnight.

Cleveland knows how to turn this mother out.

The Jetsons take on a rad ralien this Sunday on Robot Chicken. Midnight.

Newsreaders tackles the waxing vs. shaving controversy with Brazilian determination. New Newsreaders, Thursday at midnight.

Show your privesticles you love them. New American Dad (10:30pm) & Family Guy (11:00pm) Monday.

The Nerd gets in on some Little Red Ride Hood action. New Robot Chicken, Sunday at midnight.

Loiter Squad has a shiny new look for Season 2, starting 3-10-13.

Amir Larussa investigates one delightful woman's fully-shaved genitals in an all-new Newsreaders, Thursday at midnight.

Children: crime scene wizards or just stupid children? Newsreaders investigates. New episode, Thursday at midnight.

Loiter Squad Season 2 starts March 10th. Tyler, as usual, will keep it classy.

Loiter Squad Season 2 (starting March 10th) will feature a variety of new looks for Jasper.

Loiter Squad Season 2 starts 3-10-13. The seals can't wait.

Taco is all grown up and, well, still Taco. Loiter Squad Season 2 starts March 10th.

Will Loiter Squad Season 2 (starting March 10th) will be the season Lionel gets serious about Jai-Alai? Why would you think that?

Loiter Squad's second season promises to embrace a more somber tone. Starts March 10th.

Loiter Squad will be maintaining a firm stance on cheese in Season 2, beginning March 10th.

Will the Nerd meet his untimely end? Or will he prove to be immortal? Find out on the season finale of Robot Chicken, this Sunday at midnight.

Hey, it's not bullying if it's true. Check out a brand new Newsreaders this Thursday at midnight.

A combination of Hagrid and Medusa turns out, unsurprisingly, to be terrifying. Watch the season finale of Robot Chicken this Sunday at midnight.

Dance your night away with Adult Swim this Valentine's Day. Or just stand there. Either way, we'll still love you.

This Valentine's Day, just sit back, relax, and enjoy this bug porn from Adult Swim. You've earned it.

Tee off the right way this Sunday with a new American Dad and a new Family Guy.

Ditch those plans and put on your favorite sweatpants, because tonight you've got a date with Adult Swim.

If you don't tune in to watch these episodes, an asteroid might hit your house. Well, that probably won't happen, but why take the chance?

Get ready for some sexy, sexy animated dads.

Jon faces the most terrifying thing he has ever faced: his face. Tune in at 12:30 am on March 7th to see the series finale of Delocated.

If you're looking to get fit, get fat, or just get really uncomfortable, watch a brand new Newsreaders this Thursday at midnight.

We hope that you're looking forward to kicking back on a cold night to listen to the vocal stylings of Seth Macfarlane.

You only have one week to clear your schedule before a New American Dad and Family Guy come on. Go on, get to it!

We might not be your mother, but we know that watching American Dad and Family Guy is good for you. Also, we might be your mother. Who knows?

So close, we can smell it. Which reminds us, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?

You've barely got enough time to prepare, so you better cancel that date tonight. We both know it wasn't going anywhere.

Skip Reming is giving you "The Talk" like you've never heard it before. Because he doesn't talk like anyone you've ever heard before. Watch Newsreaders this Thursday at midnight, only on Adult Swim

Finally, the reveal we've all been waiting for. Oh, the Delocated Series Finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a? Yeah, that's totally what we were talking about, too.

Spend some quality "losing your damn mind" time with The Cleveland show, every Saturday and Sunday at 10:30p.

Wearing nothing but white underwear and his trademark ski mask, "Jon" tackles the fashion industry. It's everything you've never dreamed of. Watch the Delocated series finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a.

Don't you look away from "Jon." He is doing this for YOU, whether you asked for it or not. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a.

"Jon" is baring his soul and body to you. The least you can do is watch the Delocated Series Finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a.

"Jon" is comfortable with his gut, even through you probably aren't. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on March 7th at 12:30a.

Sadee Deenus likes a man who can handle his seagulls. Watch an all-new Newsreaders, this Thursday at midnight.

In the series finale, "Jon" must rediscover his identity, his purpose, and his alcoholism. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on March 7th at 12:30a.

Loiter Squad wants to welcome their new cast member the right way: with a knife. Watch the season 2 premiere this Sunday at midnight.

Inside every suburban middle class husband, there is a mild mannered hustler just waiting to strut free. Watch The Cleveland Show every Saturday and Sunday at 10:30p

"Jon" would like you to know he doesn't care about the rest of Adult Swim's Thursday Night line-up. Those are some big words from a man wearing such a small pair of underwear. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on March 7th at 12:30a.

For season 2, Loiter Squad is bringing out their best special effects and their worst food puns. Watch the season 2 premiere this Sunday at midnight.

The po-po is back and ready to take on all of the extra-large rodents that the world throws at them. Watch a new Loiter Squad this Sunday at midnight.

Forget everything you know about colonoscopies. Then keep it that way. Watch a new Newsreaders, this Thursday at Midnight.

What does this cryptic video of shadows and hellfire mean? Wouldn't YOU like to know.

Jasper brings the presents and Tyler brings the sass. Watch a new Loiter Squad this Sunday at midnight.

Skip Reming is a man with a plan. And that plan involves bringing a loaded gun into an airport. Watch a new Newsreaders, this Thursday at Midnight.

Bring out your patriotic, saturated-fat-loving side by watching a new American Dad and a new Family Guy this Monday starting at 10:30p

This Sunday at midnight, Loiter Squad delves into a variety of holes. No, no-not like that.

Rosa Gonzales is going to need something a little stronger than a Capri-Sun after this interview. Watch a new Newsreaders, this Thursday at midnight.

Watch a new Family Guy, this Monday at 11:00p. It's all the birth control you'll ever need.

It watches Loiter Squad on Sunday at midnight, or else it gets the hose.

This Thursday at midnight, the Newsreaders season finale covers mindless slaughter and anti-aging skincare secrets. Don't miss it!

Blake is back and ready to make some well thought-out decisions. Watch a new Loiter Squad, this Sunday at midnight.

Adult Swim not only brings you happiness in the form of quality television, we also line our pockets with it. Watch new episodes of American Dad and Family Guy this Monday, starting at 10:30p.

Enjoy some extreme skate-flying and elevator music, compliments of our wildest imaginations. Watch a new Loiter Squad, this Sunday at midnight.

Just as we suspected, bureaucracy has its roots in hell. Check out "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell" this April.

Public restrooms just got a lot more terrifying. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell on April 18th.

Welcome to Hawaii, the land of sandy beaches and colorful man-skirts.

There's never a dull moment in Hell. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell on April 18th.

If he doesn't shut up, he's getting that bone put somewhere else. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell on April 18th.

Part love ballad, part court appeal. Watch a new Loiter Squad, this Sunday at midnight.

This guy knows what we're talking about.

HD is dead, just like the Internet. No? Alright then.

Once you get past the terrifying things, everything else is, well, equally terrifying. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell this Thursday at midnight.

Doctors specializing in irritable bowel syndrome, take note. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell this Thursday at midnight.

Get your face placed Thursdays at midnight.

Gary brags a bit about some of the premiums Hell employees get on a regular basis.

On this week's Your Pretty Face, Gary learns about hell's counterintuitive free-love policies. Watch "Bone Garden," Thursday at midnight.

On Monday's new American Dad, Stan shows off his fully operational meat-slap. Watch "Boring Identity" Monday 4/29 @ 10:30pm.

This week on Loiter Squad, Taco takes a bath on the sidewalk. Tune in Sunday at midnight & find out if we get to see the toweling off.

Kind of and mostly new American Dads are almost always on Monday on Adult Swim.

This week Satan gives Gary an assignment taylor-made for Gary-brand failure. Watch new Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell Thursday at midnight.

Celebrate the day after Cinco de Mayo the way Zaragoza would have probably wanted you to. New American Dad @ 10:30pm, Family Guy @ 11:00pm.

This week on Loiter Squad, Earl, Taco and Jasper rise from the ocean to attack Lionel on his flying chicken. Watch "Jungle Fever," Sunday at midnight.

Update your face every Thursday at midnight.

Go to LoiterSquad.com if you love pictures and snacks.

Adult Swim has devised six straight nights of television that some are calling a "mini-series" but what we are calling "something we should have focus grouped".

"Jon" recording the promo for the Season 1&2 DVD and Season 3 premiere.

Omar celebrates Christmas Eve with the husks of his dead parents.

Unknown Hinson, the voice of Early Cuyler, promotes Season 5 of Squidbillies from the future.

That wizard we hired is finally doing something.

The requests your face have been making have been heeded.

Starting January 22nd, the world will once again be getting regular visits from Dino Stamatopoulos's brain penises.

Make your DVR watch The Brak Show and Sealab 2021, weeknights at 4:00 and 4:15am. Then make your DVR tell you everything.

This Sunday, the chicken gets loose. Watch Robot Chicken's 100th episode, "Fight Club Paradise," on Sunday, Jan 15th at 11:30pm.

One day, Adult Swim's Resident Wizard just started spouting out aphorisms, one after another. Luckily a cameraist was there to capture it all.

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 is on DVD and Carl is so excited that he has grown breasts and cloned himself.

Your new boyfriend is here to tell you about the Robot Chicken Season 5 DVD.

Stan gets beat up? Steve is a superhero? Francine's pregnant? Has the world gone mad? Watch new American Dad, "Unbrave One," on Friday, Jan 20th, at 10:00pm.

Thursday, February 2nd, Delocated Season Three kicks off with "Jon" trying to pick up the pieces of his broken family / reality show.

Peter makes a professional decision to become a shut-in. Watch new Family Guy, "The Blind Side," Monday Jan 23rd, at 11:00pm.

Eastern Europe's Scary Monster Contest Weekend leads to some ill-advised creature-sprucing. Watch the Frankenhole Season Two premiere on Sunday, January 22nd, at 12:15am.

John Belushi is back from the dead but the party may be unrevivable. Watch new Frankenhole "Robert Louis Stevenson's Belushi!" Sunday, 1/29, at 12:15am.

Promo: Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.

Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.

Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.

Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.

Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.

Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.

This season on Delocated, "Jon" gets new friends, new mob entanglements and possibly a new vagina. Undercover exhibitionism starts Thursday, Feb 2nd, at midnight.

See what the third season of Delocated has in store for America's number one reality star.

"Jon" finds himself surrounded by danger and pervs in the Delocated Season Premiere, "Lipples." Watch it Thursday, Feb 2nd, at midnight.

Check out some of the upgraded combat you'll experience in Final Fantasy XIII-2. Careful...it's a bit aggro.

This Sunday, Victor gets a vagina. Watch new Frankenhole "H.P. Lovecraft's Vagina!" Sunday, Feb 5th, at 12:15am.

Vampires shout at the screen during the movie, as usual, and Victor vows revenge against the vociferous varmints. New episode of Mary Shelley's Frankenhole airs this Sunday, Feb 12th at 12:15am.

This Friday, Hulk Hogan joins forces with Stan Smith for a bourgeois beat down, preppy head-smashing included. Watch the Adult Swim World Premiere of American Dad, "Stanny Tendergrass," on Friday, Feb 10th at 10:00pm.

Whether you're a DVR devotee or a shameless VHS dork, defend your comedy freedom and watch Delocated weekdays at 4:00am and 4:15am, brought to you by DVR Theater.

Promo: Vampires shout at the screen during the movie, as usual, and Victor vows revenge against the vociferous varmints. New episode of Mary Shelley's Frankenhole airs this Sunday, Feb 12th at 12:15am.

Every Saturday, watch back-to-back episodes of the Boondocks at 11:00pm and 11:30pm.

Tune in as tensions rise when "Jon" says potato and "David" says nacho. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday, Feb 9th at midnight, now topped with sour scheme and onion.

Watch "Midnight Munchingtons" on Thursday, Feb 16th at midnight as "Jon" realizes that his career as a comatose chef is going to Wolfgang Suck.

This Sunday, take a high-octane race with minivan monsters through the labyrinth of world history. Tune in Sunday, Feb 19th at 12:15am for hot dogs, Hitler, and the holes of Franken.

Watch this Sunday as a freak accident on the wrestling mat leaves Frank and Steve conjoined at the hip and obliterating opponents in the blink of a four-eyed surgical anomaly. This Sunday, Feb 19th at midnight.

Get your fill of eyebrow-raising social commentary and physical assaults from vigorous elders with The Boondocks, weeknights at 12:30am.

Spread the beer-stained, patriotic spirit by watching King of the Hill, Sundays at 9:00pm.

This Monday, Peter trades in his white shirt for magenta satin as Tom Tucker's passionate Hollywood agent. Watch new Family Guy, Monday, Feb 20th at 11:00pm.

You no longer have to wait til the wee hours to enjoy Squids on Sundays. Kids go to bed before 9:30, right?

Frankenstein's Creature gets to meet all of the bodies from whence he came. Will it shut him up? Watch "Victor Hugo's Identity!" Sunday, Feb 26, at 12:15am.

On Monday night's Family Guy, Peter befriends a disparaging dolphin. Watch "Be Careful What You Fish For," Monday, Feb 27, at 11pm.

In this Sunday's China, IL, Baby Cakes reunites with his worst childhood imaginary frenemy. Watch "Dream Reamer," Sunday, Feb. 26, at midnight.

"Jon" courts danger wherever he goes, including the woods. Watch "Camping," Thursday, 2/23, at midnight.

Dr. Brule is returning to cure your peculiar ailments. New episodes start on March 18th.

When cases can't be solved normally, they require abnormal solutions. Watch "Wheels & The Legman And The Case Of Grandpa's Key, Friday 2/24, at 10:00pm.

Don't say we didn't warn you. Unlearn more at loitersquad.com

Jesus goes out for drinks with the Grim Reaper and makes a MESSiah out of himself. Watch what happens when Death knocks on his own door this Sunday, March 4th at 12:15am.

"Jon" opens a neighborhood sitcom bar where nobody knows his (real) name. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday, March 1st at midnight.

All scholastic hell breaks loose this Sunday during The Dean's deadly scavenger hunt. Watch the bullets, bullying, and balloon-popping action on March 4th at midnight.

Brule is back and he's not wearing pants. Please have your insurance information out and ready March 18th.

On the new American Dad, Stan Smith is cursed by an old man with witch eyes. Or cataracts, we're not sure. See for yourself this Friday, March 2nd at 10pm.

Watch Jasper, Lionel, Taco, Tyler bring out the worst in pretty much everything. Sundays at 11:30pm beginning March 25th.

It doesn't matter what they say, "Jon's" lips are sealed. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday at midnight when "Jon" asserts his rights as a reality show star by refusing to speak, except for maybe when ordering pizza.

We like cheese. Does Odd Future like cheese? We really need to know their view on cheese. Watch Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm beginning March 25th.

Where there's smoke, there's Peter Griffin lighting a fire. This Monday, Peter learns that "The Slammer" isn't just a pork sandwich after he's imprisoned for arson. Watch the new episode, March 12th at 11:00pm.

Victor attempts to overcome his perpetual envy by openly sharing his wife's hot clay body. Watch the new Frankenhole this Sunday, March 11th at 12:15am.

No animals were harmed during the making of this television show. But not everyone fared as well as the precious animals. Catch the premiere of Loiter Squad on March 25th.

Meet Loiter Squad. They're a combination of cats, karate, injuries, idiocy, every kid's dream, every parent's nightmare.

Chris is registered for an "image enhancement program" aka fat camp and Stewie is rocked by nightmares involving the band Queen. Watch the new Family Guy this Monday March 19th at 11:00pm.

After a sandwich sex tape damages his self esteem, "Jon" gets by with a little help from a man he meets on a park bench. Watch "Friend" this Thursday, March 15th at midnight.

We're barely two minutes in and there's already vomit on the microphone. Check it Out! premieres Sunday, March 18th at 12:30am.

When Barry threatens to beat Stan's wrestling record with his secret weapon, belly fat, Stan retaliates by locking and loading his not so secret weapon, a sniper rifle. Catch the new episode of American Dad this Friday, March 16th at 10:00pm.

A mutant monster is spewing flames hotter than last night's leftover Moo Shu chicken! Watch this Sunday's Frankenhole as Ken Jeong stars as everyone on March 18th at 12:15am.

Home is where the heart-wrenching conflict is. When the Smith family therapist is called away, chaos ensues as Stan, Francine, Hayley, and Steve suddenly realize how much they can??A???A???A?t stand one other. Watch the new American Dad Friday, March 23 at 10:00pm.

Dr. Steve explores storefront sweets like a kid in a candy store who chokes on licorice. Watch the new episode Sunday, March 25 at 12:30am when Dr. Brule checks out pleasure.

A mystical car crash leaves Peter, Brian, Quagmire, and Joe without any memory of their identities or personalities. For the first time in Family Guy history, Peter says "excuse me" without irony. Watch it Monday, March 26th at 11:00pm.

Love is in the air. And so is chemical cleaning solvent. This Thursday, "Jon" asks out his dry cleaner, watch Delocated Thursday, March 22 at midnight.

This Sunday, Victor builds his brain clone, a sensible creature that finds Victor obnoxious, sweaty, and egotistical. Watch the doppelganger drama unfold March 25 at 12:15am.

For those curious souls wondering what the upcoming apocalypse might resemble, tune in to Odd Future's show Loiter Squad. Watch the series premiere Sunday, March 25 at 11:30pm.

On April 12th, Marshal Chris Monsanto will be back on your television and into your face.

Eagleheart bodysploding starts up again on April 12th, with all-new episodes.

The Adult Swim Carnival Tour is coming to a college town near you. Visit: www.adultswimpresents.com

On the new Family Guy, Peter tries to have father-son time with Stewie by comparing their father-son manhood. Watch Monday April 2 at 11:00pm.

Dr. Steve checks out the casino but will he draw the King of Hearts or the Queen of Shamrocks? Watch the gambling havoc this Sunday, April 1st at 12:30am.

You just got loitered. And squaded. Watch, Sundays at 11:30pm.

"Jon" goes nuts in front of the camera and lifts his ski mask to reveal his smooth, round face cheeks. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday March 29th at 12:00am.

This Friday, Jeff reveals his marriage to a 71 year-old cougar and the Smith family puppy is viciously kidnapped by cat pirates. Tune-in for kitties in eye-patches March 30 at 10:00pm.

Dr. Steve asks the big questions, like "Are we alone in the universe?" and "Where do lava lamps come from?" Watch Dr. Steve explore space this Sunday, April 8 at 12:30am on the new Check It Out!

"Jon" doesn't think twice, or even once, about mentioning his crabs infection on national television. Watch all the the excitement of an STD-saturated Reunion Special on the season finale of Delocated Thursday, April 5 at midnight.

Stan and Fran learn a lesson about privilege by walking in somebody else's stupid, grubby working-class shoes. Watch this Friday's American Dad when Stan and Fran forego their full size SUV and attempt to survive on minimum wage, April 6 at 10:00pm.

To thine own mace-spraying, toe-sucking, dumpster-diving self be true. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, April 8 at 11:30pm.

Famous for his knuckle punches, leather vests, and ruthless pursuit of sub sandwiches, US Marshal Chris Monsanto is everything you would want (and not want) in a US Marshal. Watch the season premiere of Eagleheart Thursday, April 12 at midnight.

Odd Future has our seal of approval. Watch Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm on Adult Swim.

Watch Dr. Brule explore non-human animal life on the new Check It Out! this Sunday, April 15 at 12:30am.

Cigars just wanna have fun. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, April 15 at 11:30pm.

US Marshal Chris Monsanto gets mixed messages from dead people. They're worse than ex-girlfriends. Watch the premiere of Eagleheart this Thursday, April 12 at midnight.

In Friday's newish American Dad, Fran reveals a whore-ible secret. Don't miss the paternity test results on the new American Dad this Friday, April 13 at 10:00pm.

We are on the precipice of something great, and it's not just Skwisgaar Skwigelf's ass in those jeans. The new season of Metalocalypse premieres April 29.

Hocus Pocus out of focus. Tune-in this Sunday, April 15 for the new Loiter Squad at 11:30pm.

Watch the gang Shaqille O'Peel off their pants and shoot hoops. Catch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, April 22nd at 11:30pm.

Ice skate with Odd Future and try not to get glitter in your eyes. Oh it burns! Don't miss the Loiter Squad skating team this Sunday, April 22nd and 11:30pm.

The new season has zombies, lighting, flamethrowers, snowstorms, roller coasters, and a giant granny-octopus. Need we say more? No. No, we needn't. The new season of Metalocalypse premieres Sunday, April 29th.

Dr. Steve undergoes medical testing but it's not his cup of tea. Or is that urine? Get to the bottom of Brule's stool cup on the new Check It Out! Sunday, April 22nd at 12:30am.

The fur hits the fan after Brett refuses to give up his demonic hair-baby. Watch the new Eagleheart, Thursday, April 19th at midnight.

Grandpa Bruce gets cranky on the court. Watch new episodes of Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm.

Remember the good ol' days? They grow up so fast. Watch Loiter Squad, Sundays at 11:30pm.

Not all cats are into the petting. Watch new Loiter Squad "Episode 5," Sunday at 11:30pm.

To catch the grossest of all criminals, the Marshals go undercover as steamy dysfunctionals. Watch new Eagleheart "Silly Sammy," Thursday at midnight.

Dethklok reaches a new nadir. Watch the Metalocalypse Season Four Premiere, "Fanklok," on Sunday at 12:15am.

Taco continues to hold his title for Most-Punched. Watch new Loiter Squad "Episode 5," Sunday at 11:30pm.

If you find yourself with the people of Loiter Squad, don't take a nap. Watch new Loiter Squad "Episode 5," Sunday at 11:30pm.

Kids. They'll break your heart right out of your chest and sell it. Watch new Eagleheart "Silly Sammy," Thursday at midnight.

Nathan's new girlfriend may be his undoing. Watch the Metalocalypse Season Four Premiere, "Fanklok," on Sunday at 12:15am.

The Eric Andre Show promises to feature a lively house band with deep-seated emotional issues.

The Eric Andre Show arrives on May 20th to shake up late night talk shows and make you jump through walls.

Will playing the blues have an ill effect on Monsanto's ability to deliver red-hot justice? Find out by watching an all-new Eagleheart at midnight on Thursday.

This Sunday, Toki is the odd man out again. No word on whether he's still official sandwich-maker. Watch "DiversityKlok" this Sunday at 12:15am.

On a damn new Family Guy, Stewie meets his match, both in love and in weaponry. Watch "Mr. And Mrs. Stewie," Monday, May 4th at 11:00pm.

Jasper shows off his amazing ironing-board stair-surfing skills. New episode this Sunday, 5-6, at 11:30pm.

Thurnis Haley brings a tear to the eye as he inspires a trepidatious golfer. Watch new Loiter Squad on Sunday at 11:30pm.

This Sunday, Dethklok tackles the twin issues of racism and moustacheism. Watch "DiversityKlok" Sunday, 5-6, at 12:15am.

The angels sing when Lionel gets all nude. Watch new Loiter Squad this Sunday at 11:30pm.

Dolph Lundgren stops by the upcoming Eric Andre Show to jam live, in the future. Jams begin Sunday, May 20th, at 12:30am.

This Summer, take a little drink from our loving cup. New Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 on its way.

Sunday's new Metalocalypse is all about friendship the fun of dangerous drinking. Watch new Metalocalypse, Sunday at 12:15am.

This Monday, Stewie does a dead-on impression of a person from Atlanta. Watch new Family Guy, Monday, May 14th, at 11:00pm.

What is the mystery they call Little Dude? All we know for sure is that it makes Brett shave his dog. Watch new Eagleheart this Thursday at midnight.

Straight from the mouth of the Country Queen: Eric Andre Show starts Sunday, May 20th, at 12:30am.

It's a good old-fashioned fish toss, this Sunday on Loiter Squad. Watch the new episode May 13th at 11:30pm.

His fists are ready for their close up. US Marshal Chris Monsanto travels to Tinselwood on the new Eagleheart, this Thursday, May 17 at midnight.

Eric Andre is The Hulk of shoddy television sets. Watch The Eric Andre Show Premiere this Sunday May 20 at 12:30am.

This Sunday, the tennis twins trade their rackets for loosely zippered feather pillows. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, May 20 at 11:30pm.

Peter Griffin joins the tea party but it's less party, more barbaric inferno. Watch what happens when Quahog disbands the government on Monday's Family Guy, May 21 at 11:00pm.

Dethklok do loud and dangerous things. No surprises here. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday at 12:15 am when the band gives a free concert.

Roger's alter ego is the most hated man in town and it's not just because of the male ponytail. Watch the new American Dad this Friday, May 18 at 10:00pm.

Taco has a big head for his body, doesn't he? Watch female body building dancers this Sunday, May 20 at 11:30pm. You know you want to.

Watch percussion and personal crises on The Eric Andre Show, this Sunday at 12:30am.

Jasper's karate chop is right on target, as is his vocal dubbing. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, May 27 at 11:30pm.

Stan and Steve cross the border in search of special nighttimes ladies. Watch American Dad this Friday, May 25 at 10:00pm.

Watch a jazz-singing psychopath shoo, bop, dee kill on Eagleheart, this Thursday, May 24 at midnight.

Taco is the new peanut butter. Discover the power of fruit preserves on the new Loiter Squad, this Sunday May 27 at 11:30pm.

Defibrillators, is that what the kids are doing nowadays? Watch the cardiovascular spectacular on the new Metalocalypse, this Sunday, May 27 at 12:15am.

Thanks to a fanatical overflow of greasy envelopes from strangers, a new viewer mail episode of Family Guy will air Monday, May 28, at 11:00pm.

Get em' while they're cold and lardy! New episodes of Aqua Something You What Whatever premiere June 24 on Adult Swim.

Joe cheats on his wife because Jesus said make love to thy neighbor. Don't miss round IV of the Chicken Fight on this Monday's Family Guy, June 4 at 11:00pm.

Never interrupt a puppet make-out. Watch nippy puppets on the new Loiter Squad, this this Sunday, June 3 at 11:30pm.

Go behind the badge and discover old pretzel crumbs. Also, what it's like to be a crotchety US marshal. Watch the new Eagleheart this Thursday, May 31 at midnight.

Ready. Aim. Pepperoni. Watch Taco model his new line of rainbow camouflage this Sunday, June 3 at 11:30pm.

Nathan valiantly refuses to apologize. If only we could be that mature. Don't miss Dethklok stranded in a war-torn country on the new Metalocalypse, Sunday, June 3, at 12:15 am.

When Toki attends fantasy camp he's bullied like an asthmatic crybaby. Meanwhile, Dethklok Dethsnuggles. Watch Metalocalypse Sunday, June 10 at 12:15am.

Weekdays at 4am don't have to make sense.

Marshal Chris Monsanto trades acrylics for blood on Eagleheart this Thursday, June 7 at midnight.

Bruce hates squids more than he hates undercooked filet mignon. Get ready for new Squidbillies coming in July 2012.

Murderface is becoming a handsome aging rocker while Nathan is turning into a chubby ogre. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday, June 17 at 12:15am.

Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad are making a sexy comeback. Two weeks remain until the June 24 premiere of Aqua Something You Know Whatever.

Eagleheart was initially written as an opera. Listen to the musical profundity of Adult Swim's Thursday night programming and watch Eagleheart, Childrens Hospital, and NTSF: SD: SUV::.

Bruce's bark is worse than his forehand. Watch Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm.

There's no place like homeless. Watch Marshal Monsanto restore the deranged imagination of tramps on Eagleheart this Thursday, June 14 at midnight.

Adult Swim: 2012 Singles Program presents: Unknown Mortal Orchestra - I'll Come Back 4 U. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Does Carl's new girlfriend have a frozen Carl pizza in her oven? Find out in the premiere of Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday, June 24 at midnight.

Blood baths are great for intimidating enemies and even better for moisturizing dry skin. Watch the marshal murder-a-thon on this Thursday's Eagleheart, June 21 at midnight.

We serve our meatballs crunchy, a tooth in every wad. Catch homemade cow fat on new episodes of Aqua Something You Know Whatever every Sunday at midnight.

When they think about metal, they touch themselves. Watch the revenge of the wrists on this Sunday new Metalocalypse, June 24 at 12:15am.

Adult Swim 2012 Singles Program - "Go Right Ahead (Live)" by The Hives. Brought to you by the Kia Soul. Release date/time: Friday, 6/22 @ 9am EST

We caught up with The Hives in sunny California to talk about what it's like to be back on top of the music scene. Check out this interview as part of the Adult Swim 2012 Singles Program. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

The marshals have to catch hippie killers before they run out of thyme. Watch peace, love, and mutilation on the season finale of Eagleheart, this Thursday June 28 at midnight.

William Murderface asks for a raise with angry finger-pointing. Watch the meltdown of a manchild on Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 1 at 12:15am.

The vomit hit the fan; Meatwad is a viral star. Watch the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday July 1 at midnight.

He's super fly, super bad, and supernaturally good at karate. Black Dynamite premieres Sunday, July 15 at 11:30pm.

2012 Singles Program presents: Wye Oak - Spiral. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

We're intellectual at Adult Swim. Look, we lit candles. Watch Childrens Hospital and NTSF Thursdays on Adult Swim.

Get the pint of Chunky Monkey; there's about to be a break up. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 8 at 12:15am.

He's making love to that building. Watch the return of the tentacles on the premiere of Squidbillies on Sunday, July 22.

Super fly. Super strong. Super everything more than you. Watch the premiere of Black Dynamite on Sunday, July 15 at 11:30pm.

Let there be dragons. Don't miss sexy cave women and volcano demons on the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever, this Sunday July 8 at midnight.

She just woke up from her beanbag nap. Watch the premiere of Squidbillies on Sunday, July 22.

2012 Adult Swim Singles Program presents: Absu - Hall of the Masters. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

The smooth criminal is a vicious criminal. Watch Michael Jackson on the series premiere of Black Dynamite this Sunday, July 15 at 11:30pm.

Check out Meatwad's literary debut on the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday, July 15 at midnight.

Choosy moms choose Dethklok. Don't miss the season finale of Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 15 at 12:15am.

Restore the depravity that's been missing from your life. Watch Early, Rusty, and Granny on the season premiere of Squidbillies Sunday, July 22 at 12:15am.

Get out your grubby banjo and post your cover of the Squidbillies theme song on the Adult Swim YouTube page. You could get on the electric picture box.

A comedy from Tommy Blacha, co-creator of Metalocalypse. All-new series premieres Sunday, Jan. 23 at Midnight.

Step inside the world of DVR recording and capture the Adult Swim programming that's not worth staying up for, weekdays at 4:00am!

America's favorite stop motion toy show is back, and Mongo Wrestling Alliance is coming along for the ride.

Watch the series premiere of Mongo Wrestling Alliance, an episode appropriately titled "Behold the Mongo Wrestling Alliance," this Sunday, January 23rd, at midnight.

Yes, that appears to be a large, disembodied ass rubbing against the space shuttle. Watch new Robot Chicken episode "Big Trouble in Little Clerks 2," this Sunday, January 23rd, at 11:45.

Promo: A tender, Avatar-inspired ballad about blue alien rabbits and their creepy ponytail genitals.

He'll uphold the law, no matter how many consecutive bullets it takes. Be there for the series premiere of Eagleheart, February 3 at midnight on [adult swim].

There's a new Marshal in town, and he's coming to Adult Swim this February.

The new live-action series "Eagleheart" starring Chris Elliott is coming to shoot your face off February 3rd, 2011.

Drama meets Stripumentary this Sunday on Robot Chicken. Watch the new RC episode "Kramer vs. Showgirls," Sunday, 1-20, at 11:45.

Adult Swim has a brand new idea to tickle your programming bone.

Big rednecks are the foodstuffs that nourish wrestling's unhealthy appetite. Watch new Mongo Wrestling Alliance episode "To Trap a Giant," Sunday, 1-20, at midnight.

If you love sci-fi and death, and you do, you can't miss this Robot Chicken. Watch the new RC episode "Malcolm X: Fully Loaded," Sunday, 2-6, at 11:45.

Ready for some strong ant programming? Then get ready.

In the series premiere, Marshal Chris Monsanto is birthed as a new hero breed. Watch the series premiere of Eagleheart, "Get Worse Soon," this Thursday, 2-3, at midnight.

There is no shortage of analogies when you're a wrestler. Watch new Mongo Wrestling Alliance episode "Baron Vs. Johnny" Sunday, 2-6, at midnight.

A Mexican wrestling cult eats wrestlers. Watch new Mongo Wrestling Alliance episode "Mongo Mexico" Sunday, 2-13, at midnight.

Willy Wonka takes Spongebob Crabbypants to the Dating Game. Watch the new RC episode "Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen," Sunday, 2-13, at 11:45.

Got your Emmy-award-winning Jean Smart on? Get it on with a slew of all-new premieres comin' at ya.

Marshall Chris Monsanto gets to the bottom of a case heavy with creeps and murder. Watch the series premiere of Eagleheart, "Creeps," this Thursday, 2-10, at midnight.

The Chief (played by Michael Gladis) gives some chiefly advice to loose canon Chris Monsanto. Watch Eagleheart, Thursdays at midnight on Adult Swim.

City criminals take advantage of a surprising legal loophole. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "Master of da' Skies" this Thursday, 2-17, at midnight.

Robot Chicken sparkles with killings aplenty. Watch the new RC episode "Schindler's Bucket List," Sunday, 2-20, at 11:45.

No sex is safe sex on this Sunday's Robot Chicken. Watch the new RC episode "No Country For Old Dogs," Sunday, 2/27, at 11:45.

Marshall Chris Monsanto aims to discover why anyone would want to harm a ventriloquist. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "Me Llamo Justice" this Thursday, 2/24, at midnight.

Mongo Wrestling Alliance: Apparently it's real. Watch it Sunday nights at 12:45.

Marshall Chris Monsanto takes his fists to the next level. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "Death Punch" this Thursday, March 3rd, at midnight.

Your demands for in-your-face content are being met. Please make a note.

Catch up with your friends in lockdown. Watch Superjail Sundays at midnight.

Your favorite Tim and Eric episodes are being paired with your least favorite Tom Goes to the Mayor episodes, weeknights at 1:00 and 1:30.

The Contra parody you've pined for awaits... Watch the new RC episode "Catch Me if You Kangaroo Jack," Sunday, March 6th, at 11:45.

There's a reason to stop considering Thursday a blight on your schedule. Watch Eagleheart and Childrens Hospital, Thursdays starting at midnight.

Join the rest of America and enjoy Aqua Teens every weeknight at 12:30.

Check out our selection of gently used Robot Chickens on display Sunday nights at 11:45.

Your favorite Tim and Eric episodes are being paired with your least favorite Tom Goes to the Mayor episodes, weeknights at 1:00 and 1:15.

Adult Swim, just like Mom used to make.

The marshals take on group sex. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "Chris & Susie & Brett & Malice" this Thursday, March 10th, at midnight.

Starting at 9: two King of the Hills, two American Dads, and two Family Guys. Equals six.

Season 2 of Superjail! begins Sunday, April 3rd, warranting much celebration and even a Cheap Trick song.

Needlessly attractive Marshal Susie Wagner gets involved with disappointingly unattractive criminal. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "Susie's Song" this Thursday, March 24th, at midnight.

The most recent run of Robot Chicken is running again at 11:30, Sunday nights, followed by Titan Maximum.

Adult Swim, just like Mom used to make, but also different, since there's a new lineup this week.

Bearded happy-lackey Brett feels unappreciated and takes action. Bad action. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "The Human Bat" this Thursday, March 31st, at midnight.

Stop motion stalwarts Robot Chicken and Titan Maximum come roaring into your homes, one meticulously planned frame at a time, Sundays @ 11:30.

Tommy Wiseau's cinematic mastertale of betrayal, breast cancer and psychosis hits Adult Swim this Thursday night, at 12:30.

Two Aqua Teen episodes. Two Squidbillies episodes. Two slices of bread. Just heat and serve. Every weeknight at 12:30!

Jared turns into some kind of mutant, and the warden is selling body parts on the black market. Things don't turn out so well. Sunday at Midnight!

Monsanto discovers the seedy underbelly of assisted living, and generously applies ointment to it. Thursday at Midnight!

Adult Swim's Ragbag of Jollification carnival tour might be landing on a town near you. Visit adultswimpresents.com for all the details.

Has the Warden met his match? Why are we asking you, you haven't seen this yet. Find out in the new Superjail! episode, "Lord Stingray Crash Party" this Sunday, April 17th, at midnight.

When mountain lions are afoot, it means one thing: danger. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "Danger: Mountain Lions" this Thursday, April 14th, at midnight.

Summer is coming. You listening, pigs?

The Eagleheart season finale is rife with death and chili, not necessarily in that order. Watch the new Eagleheart episode, "A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death" this Thursday, April 21st, at midnight.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is now Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1. You have been warned.

A match for Alice and a back story for the Twins? Big things afoot in the new Superjail! episode, "Hotchick" this Sunday, April 24th, at midnight.

Thursdays at midnight aren't getting any less marshal-y, any time soon. Eagle your heart out, America.

But you guys already knew that.

Wedding bells are tolling. Watch the new Superjail! episode, "Gay Wedding" this Sunday, May 1st, at midnight.

Basically, erase your mind. Then hit record on May 8th.

Add ghosts to the list of reasons to abide laws. Watch the new Superjail! episode, "Ghosts" this Sunday, May 8th, at midnight.

Weeknights on Adult Swim at 12:30, two superlative shows, one superlative hour.

Anyone concerned about AUPS1 being too much of a departure from ATHF should watch this. Also the first episode of the season on Sunday, May 8th, at 11:45.

Jailbot's replacement bot comes with a shiny touch screen and a thirst for power. Watch the new Superjail! episode, "Jailbot 2.0" this Sunday, May 15th, at midnight.

On the heels of the gut-wrenching cliffhanger "Allen, Part 1" comes the exciting conclusion: "Allen, Part 2." Watch the new AUPS1 episode "Allen, Part 2," on Sunday, May 15th, at 11:45.

Adult Swim's DVR Theater is heating up four a.m.'s in May, starting on May 23 and lasting all of three days.

Childrens Hospital Season 3 starts June 2nd. Will this be the season Blake proclaims his love for Valerie? Didn't he try that in past seasons?

Carl's drunk-driving lifestyle is threatened by quality law enforcement. Watch "Intervention" on Sunday, May 22nd, at 11:45.

While one of the twins experiences disturbing biological changes, superjail experiences a reefer renaissance. Watch the new Superjail! episode, "Budding of the Warbuxx" this Sunday, May 22nd, at midnight.

Adult Swim is no stranger to comedy.

Season three of Childrens Hospital will deliver storylines ripped from the headlines. Childrens Hospital Season 3 starts June 2nd.

A beloved character you're not familiar with returns to Childrens. Childrens Hospital Season 3 starts June 2nd.

Season three of Childrens Hospital will feature lots and lots of urine. Childrens Hospital Season 3 starts June 2nd.

A lot of awfully sexy things have happened in the last 50 years. A moment of silence, please.

Dance along with Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Don't let a little fire slow you down.

Dr. Blake Downs wields the healing power of bear impersonations. Childrens Hospital Season 3 starts June 2nd.

Dr. Valerie Flame gets an upsetting, unscrupulous prognosis. Childrens Hospital Season 3 starts June 2nd.

This summer, make Saturdays at 9pm quality Venture time instead of tasteless lonely time.

Tonight, on the season 3 premiere of Childrens Hospital, time is running out, and quicksand is filling in the cracks. Watch the new Childrens Hospital "Run, Lola Spratt, Run," on Thursday, June 2nd, at midnight.

Childrens Hospital shows their oft-hid Calypso side. Childrens Hospital Season 3 starts tonight at midnight.

Shake's new tattoo is looking for love in all the wrong places. Watch "Freedom Cobra" on Sunday, June 5th, at 11:45.

It's a race to the freedom when the Warden offers shortened sentences based on driving performance. Watch the new Superjail! episode, "Superjail Grand Prix" this Sunday, June 5th, at midnight.

This summer, make Saturdays at 9pm the special time it heretofore has not been.

Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program presents: FORD & LOPATIN - Too Much MIDI (Please Forgive Me). Brought to you by the Kia Soul

The Warden learns that luxury cruises are actually very deadly. Seriously, they really are in real life. Watch the new Superjail! episode, "Vacation" on Sunday, June 12th, at midnight.

You keep watching, we'll keep striving. But, swear to God, if you stop watching for a minute, all this striving comes to an end.

Dr. Downs learns the hard way that it's a thin line between death and big laughs. Watch the new Childrens Hospital episode, "Ward 8," on Thursday, June 9th, at midnight.

The Mighty Boosh, now on at 4am, weeknights. We're taking the hassle out of watching television.

We are celebrating a decade of creative programming. So please do not call the cops and have them shut down this party train.

Shake learns that defaulting on a loan means facing vicious aliens. Watch "Creditor" on Sunday, June 12th, at 11:45.

Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program presents: BEST COAST - Gone Again. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Here's a little video we shot of Best Coast performing their song "Boyfriend" at our Ragbag of Jollification tour. Were you there? You weren't?? Here's what you missed. Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

We caught up with Best Coast when they came to play at our Ragbag of Jollification. They were very nice, and sat down with us for a nice long chat. Here it is. Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Sundays at 9, get inside the mask.

Dr. Downs de-makeups himself in a shocking new Childrens. Watch "Black Doctor," on Thursday, June 16th, at midnight.

Mongo Wrestling Alliance finally realizes the vision set forth when The Wrestler and Black Swan were one movie. Watch "Brianna Beautiful Butt Ballerina" on Sunday night, June 19th, at 12:15.

Thursdays at midnight: two hard-hitting non-cartoons that hit you hard.

Sundays we're serving up a collection of shows that sound familiar.

Even storm shutters can't keep sexy vampires at bay. Watch "Vampirus" on Sunday, June 19th, at 11:45

Mongo Wrestling Alliance is back and it's dropping an elbow on romance. Watch "Brianna Beautiful Butt Ballerina" on Sunday night, June 19th, at 12:15.

A surprise visit from an-apparently-not-all-the-way-melted Markula spices up Jerseattle. Watch "Vampirus" on Sunday, June 19th, at 11:45.

Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program presents: How to Dress Well - Us in the Sense of Forever. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Adult Swim proudly presents whatever this thing is. Series premiere Saturday, June 25th, at 12:30.

When cell phones get horny, everything turns predictably into a triangle. Watch "Wi-Tri" on Sunday, June 26th, at 11:45.

Co-nudity and partial bestiality steam up the OR on an all-new Childrens. Watch "Home is Where the Hospital Is", on Thursday, June 23rd, at midnight.

This brand new anime chronicles the misadventures of a cat-faced motocross enthusiast adjusting to life in the big city. Series premiere Saturday, June 25th, at 12:30.

MWA does what it does best: courtroom drama. Oh, also you could be a winner. Watch "Presumed Imbecile" on Sunday night, June 26th, at 12:15.

Adult Swim Sundays are pulling off a hat-trick of sizzle with Delocated, Eagleheart and Childrens. Blanch and let cool to remove skins.

2011 Singles Program presents: Mastodon - Deathbound. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Ain't gonna be no rematch.

Hot-shot pediatric plastic surgeon Tug Spano threatens Childrens' resident hot-shot-docs with hot shots. Watch "Nip/Tug," on Thursday, June 30th, at midnight.

From June 27th through July 4th, get a 4am taste of Garth Marenghi's darkmind.

Maternity-ward-mix-ups make for a wacky day of tragic loss. Watch "Nip/Tug," on Thursday, June 30th, at midnight.

Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program presents: Active Child - Hanging on. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Adult Swim has always loved Active Child. We wanted to find out what he looked like - so we tracked him down at Coachella and shot this interview.

From July 5th through July 18th, you can watch scientists drink toilet water, if you just look around you.

Forgetting the sting of the Russian Bride affair, Shake and Carl try to share the love of a woman, again. Watch "Jumpy George" on Sunday, July 10th, at 11:45.

For anyone who is not already in a froth about the July 21st arrival of NTSF:SD:SUV::, let us just say this: Julian Sands.

Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program presents: The Tallest Man on Earth - Weather of a Killing Kind. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Rusty and company fall in with a group of freaks that make the Kleberkuh's look like a Home Owner's Association. Watch "Mute Cacophony of Death" on Sunday night, July 10th, at 12:15.

It was all lapels and chest hair and burgundy cordoroys back then. Dig it. Watch "70's Episode," on Thursday, July 7th, at midnight.

Check out the Robot Chicken Star Wars 3 Blu-ray and DVD in stores July 12.

Thursday nights at 12:15, Adult Swim is bringing terrorism to its knees and then terrorism is resting its ass on its heels. Because that's. More. Comfortable.

Adult Swim: 2011 Singles Program presents: The Rapture - How Deep Is Your Love (Emperor Machine Remix Edit). Brought to you by the Kia Soul.

Italian culinarian Shake bakes a lasagna that fuses Carl's bones. Watch "Lasagna" on Sunday, July 17th, at 11:45.

The July 21st arrival of NTSF:SD:SUV:: will test your very ability to think like a terrorist. Watch at 12:15.

It's Father's Day and that means one thing for hospitals: urine. Watch "Father's Day," on Thursday, July 14th, at midnight.

On July 21st at 12:15am, San Diego won't know what didn't hit it. Because it's gonna be really safe. Batten down the hatches for SAFETY, America.

It's another week of sex, violence and nutritional supplement bar graphs. Watch "Rusty Quits" on Sunday night, July 17th, at 12:15.

The pilot of 2012's most hotly anticipated blaxploitation-movie-turned-cartoon is coming exclusively to Adultswim.com in August.

Stack Johnson piledrives bankruptcy with his new shrimp restaurant. Watch "Stack's Shrimp Frenzy" on Sunday, July 24 at 12:15a. Watch more Promos on adultswim.com

Relive the lower-energy, higher-discomfort British invasion with The Office, weekmorns from July 19 through July 29 at 4:00a. Watch more Promos on adultswim.com

Preview the pilot of 2012's most hotly anticipated blaxploitation-movie-turned-cartoon is coming exclusively to Adultswim.com in August.

Nothing be what it think you be. Watch "Last Dance for Napkin lad" on Sunday, July 24 at 11:45p. Watch more Promos on adultswim.com

Live the Adult Swim Comic-Con booth experience online with our informative and revealing nature documentary.

This season, terrorism had better think again... twice. Watch all-new episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV each Thursday night at 12:15a. Watch more Promos on adultswim.com

Get ready to cry, then laugh, then cry laughing as you watch "Stryker Bites the Dust" on Thursday, July 21 at Midnight. Watch more Promos on adultswim.com

The series premiere of NTSF:SD:SUV:: will make people explode, figuratively and literally. Watch "One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza??A???A???A| DEAD!" on Thursday, July 21 at 12:15a. Watch more Promos on adultswim.com