Admittedly, that other name is pretty sweet.
No matter how you pronounce it, that Meatwad piñata looks pretty sweet. Get your BNGO card at AdultSwim.com and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever every Sunday at Midnight.
Crush those meat orbs. Visit AdultSwim.com and feast upon your favorite shows playing back-to-back-to-back.
Fingers crossed you win a genuine vinyl satchel! Get your BNGO card at AdultSwim.com and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever every Sunday at Midnight.
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Midnight is too late for all this funny.
We shoulder no responsibility for what Carl might say. Get your BNGO card at AdultSwim.com and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever every Sunday at Midnight.
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Don't say we didn't warn you.
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It's never too early to reconsider toilet etiquette.
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You never forget your first one.
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Play by the rules and we'll land this sucker safely.
We're not just a network. We're a floating vessel in the sky.
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Sorry about your car.
See that guy? That's how we're feeling.
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Don't ask how much Carl urinates.
Give your life a 360 with college!
Keep your nuggets safe, kids.
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Announcing the Tim and Eric Stream: Your 24/7 home for gravy robbers, Cinco products, and Dr. Steve Brule.
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Max and Sally inaugurate an incredible sweepstakes experience. Get your BNGO card at AdultSwim.com and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever every Sunday at Midnight.
Off the Air is now always on. Expand your consciousness at AdultSwim.com.
Sweet music and even sweeter crime are just two of their pursuits.
The prize bonanza continues. Get your BNGO card at AdultSwim.com and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever every Sunday at Midnight.
Hey, kids! Bring the interdimensional adventure home! Also, don't forget the Season Premiere, July 26th at 11:30p ET!
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Why'd you have to go and do a thing like that, you impatient goof?
These new episodes are gonna knock your dang socks right off you feet, bruddy.
Seriously, we cannot over-emphasize the importance of the lubricant.
Salt is not your friend.
We are so very, very sorry.
You guys like poetry? Don't be shy, show of hands.
Space exploration is no place for jokes.
Drop your socks and reset your clocks!
Girls night out night is every night... llllladies.
You should not pay close attention to this message.
Way to go, Calvin.
Put nice words into our earholes.
What deranged person gave the time zones those names?
We read your letters, goldfish friends. Here you go.
We set the table for cable!
Close call, Missouri.
We're concerned over your lack of sex.
There is no conspiracy and this is not propaganda.
Before you scoff, answer this: Has there been a devastating worm uprising?
Streaming is icky, trust us.
Flowing wild and free. Sept. 1 - 5, 4AM. Then EVERY FRIDAY at 4AM.
An explosive montage worthy of Michael Bay.
Produced by Titmouse
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Spend the evening with the true reason for the season.
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It's our word against yours.
Christmas gets no funkier than this.
Weirdly, this didn't work for Travolta and Cage.
Still better than fruitcake.
Let Krampus teach how to turn tragedy into a meal.
Don't skimp on the hair.
Mimic these moves at your holiday shindig.
You gotta give Krampus space in a relationship.
Someone needs a manicure.
Bring intrigue to the bedroom! Act fast, supplies are limited: asseenonadultswim.com
An old foe with a new name has returned to wreak havoc on the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Watch The Venture Bros. "The Revenge Society" this Sunday at Midnight on Adult Swim.
"Have Yourself a Meaty Little Christmas" is a modern miracle of musical quality and packaging technology.
Tune in Sunday, September 26th at 12:30am for the new Metalocalypse episode "Fertilityklok" on [adult swim].
Flying Lotus stops by to show his love for Adult Swim and explains exactly how the name Flying Lotus came to be. This interview brought to you by the 2012 Adult Swim Singles Program.
Adult Swim has had it up to here (ass-level) with premieres. Watch new American Dads and Family Guys, Mondays at 10:30 and 11:00.
This Sunday, Hansel and Gretel get a robot-chickening. Watch the new episode at midnight.
This Sunday's new Robot Chicken promises to be filled with hope and fighting. Watch it at midnight.
This Thursday at midnight, Newsreaders kicks off its first season with Van Sex.
Loiter Squad is hard at work being hard at work. Season 2 starts March 10th.
Newsreader opinion-giver Skip Reming explains the benefits of stairs. Series premiere, January 17th at midnight.
Sadee Deenus has a special way with the world's youngest newsmakers. Newsreaders premiere, Thursday at midnight.
Skip Reming delivers news and ass-kickings in equal measure. Watch him in the series premiere of Newsreaders, Thursday at midnight.
Sadee Deenus won't stop pushing until she gets the truth about family fitness. Newsreaders premiere, Thursday at midnight.
Newsreaders' Narge Hemingway brings news into your comfort zone this Thursday, Jan 17th at midnight.
It's been a good run, Premiere Promos. Hold your heads high. Don't worry, Family Guy and American Dad premieres themselves will continue to run as usual.
This Sunday, Robot Chicken dives headfirst into a cinematic netherworld inhabited by Legos.
In the premiere episode of Newsreaders, lonely van-owners tell their side of the story and tops come off. Watch it Thursday at midnight.
Special correspondent Amir Larussa explains his cultural-sounding name. Newsreaders series premiere Thursday at midnight.
Robot Chicken has a little something for everyone, no matter how garish their couches. New episode Sunday at midnight.
Xandra Dent takes medical investigation as far as it needs to go. Newsreaders premiere this Thursday.
Amir Larussa gets a secondhand account of locker-room talk amongst birds. Newsreaders series premiere Thursday at midnight.
Newsreaders correspondent Xandra Dent understands that the story is just part of the story. Series premiere at midnight on Thursday.
Xandra Dent talks to your doctors so you don't have to. Newsreaders. Series premiere Thursday at midnight.
Go on. Wiggle with it. Track by Andre Lamar Bell, Richard Hurst and Pat Kelly
Serial killers and buddies for life, this Sunday at midnight on Robot Chicken.
Narge Hemingway investigates senior citizens and bad boys Thursday at midnight in an all-new Newsreaders.
Jasper tries his best to promote the upcoming season of Loiter Squad, starting March 10th.
Narge Hemingway gets to the bottom of a hedge scam on this week's Newsreaders. Thursday at midnight.
This Fall, Adult Swim opens the mind-doors on its most beloved character of all time, Boyd.
This Sunday a dangerous chicken attacks cars, ostensibly for gas. Watch the new episode Sunday at midnight.
Cleveland knows how to turn this mother out.
The Jetsons take on a rad ralien this Sunday on Robot Chicken. Midnight.
Show your privesticles you love them. New American Dad (10:30pm) & Family Guy (11:00pm) Monday.
Newsreaders tackles the waxing vs. shaving controversy with Brazilian determination. New Newsreaders, Thursday at midnight.
The Nerd gets in on some Little Red Ride Hood action. New Robot Chicken, Sunday at midnight.
Loiter Squad has a shiny new look for Season 2, starting 3-10-13.
Amir Larussa investigates one delightful woman's fully-shaved genitals in an all-new Newsreaders, Thursday at midnight.
Children: crime scene wizards or just stupid children? Newsreaders investigates. New episode, Thursday at midnight.
Loiter Squad Season 2 starts March 10th. Tyler, as usual, will keep it classy.
Loiter Squad Season 2 (starting March 10th) will feature a variety of new looks for Jasper.
Loiter Squad Season 2 starts 3-10-13. The seals can't wait.
Will Loiter Squad Season 2 (starting March 10th) will be the season Lionel gets serious about Jai-Alai? Why would you think that?
Taco is all grown up and, well, still Taco. Loiter Squad Season 2 starts March 10th.
Loiter Squad's second season promises to embrace a more somber tone. Starts March 10th.
Loiter Squad will be maintaining a firm stance on cheese in Season 2, beginning March 10th.
Hey, it's not bullying if it's true. Check out a brand new Newsreaders this Thursday at midnight.
Will the Nerd meet his untimely end? Or will he prove to be immortal? Find out on the season finale of Robot Chicken, this Sunday at midnight.
A combination of Hagrid and Medusa turns out, unsurprisingly, to be terrifying. Watch the season finale of Robot Chicken this Sunday at midnight.
Dance your night away with Adult Swim this Valentine's Day. Or just stand there. Either way, we'll still love you.
Tee off the right way this Sunday with a new American Dad and a new Family Guy.
This Valentine's Day, just sit back, relax, and enjoy this bug porn from Adult Swim. You've earned it.
Get ready for some sexy, sexy animated dads.
If you don't tune in to watch these episodes, an asteroid might hit your house. Well, that probably won't happen, but why take the chance?
Ditch those plans and put on your favorite sweatpants, because tonight you've got a date with Adult Swim.
We hope that you're looking forward to kicking back on a cold night to listen to the vocal stylings of Seth Macfarlane.
Jon faces the most terrifying thing he has ever faced: his face. Tune in at 12:30 am on March 7th to see the series finale of Delocated.
If you're looking to get fit, get fat, or just get really uncomfortable, watch a brand new Newsreaders this Thursday at midnight.
You only have one week to clear your schedule before a New American Dad and Family Guy come on. Go on, get to it!
We might not be your mother, but we know that watching American Dad and Family Guy is good for you. Also, we might be your mother. Who knows?
So close, we can smell it. Which reminds us, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?
You've barely got enough time to prepare, so you better cancel that date tonight. We both know it wasn't going anywhere.
Skip Reming is giving you "The Talk" like you've never heard it before. Because he doesn't talk like anyone you've ever heard before. Watch Newsreaders this Thursday at midnight, only on Adult Swim
Finally, the reveal we've all been waiting for. Oh, the Delocated Series Finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a? Yeah, that's totally what we were talking about, too.
Spend some quality "losing your damn mind" time with The Cleveland show, every Saturday and Sunday at 10:30p.
Wearing nothing but white underwear and his trademark ski mask, "Jon" tackles the fashion industry. It's everything you've never dreamed of. Watch the Delocated series finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a.
Don't you look away from "Jon." He is doing this for YOU, whether you asked for it or not. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a.
"Jon" is baring his soul and body to you. The least you can do is watch the Delocated Series Finale on Thursday, March 7th at 12:30a.
Sadee Deenus likes a man who can handle his seagulls. Watch an all-new Newsreaders, this Thursday at midnight.
"Jon" is comfortable with his gut, even through you probably aren't. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on March 7th at 12:30a.
In the series finale, "Jon" must rediscover his identity, his purpose, and his alcoholism. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on March 7th at 12:30a.
Inside every suburban middle class husband, there is a mild mannered hustler just waiting to strut free. Watch The Cleveland Show every Saturday and Sunday at 10:30p
Loiter Squad wants to welcome their new cast member the right way: with a knife. Watch the season 2 premiere this Sunday at midnight.
For season 2, Loiter Squad is bringing out their best special effects and their worst food puns. Watch the season 2 premiere this Sunday at midnight.
"Jon" would like you to know he doesn't care about the rest of Adult Swim's Thursday Night line-up. Those are some big words from a man wearing such a small pair of underwear. Watch the Delocated Series Finale on March 7th at 12:30a.
What does this cryptic video of shadows and hellfire mean? Wouldn't YOU like to know.
The po-po is back and ready to take on all of the extra-large rodents that the world throws at them. Watch a new Loiter Squad this Sunday at midnight.
Forget everything you know about colonoscopies. Then keep it that way. Watch a new Newsreaders, this Thursday at Midnight.
Jasper brings the presents and Tyler brings the sass. Watch a new Loiter Squad this Sunday at midnight.
Skip Reming is a man with a plan. And that plan involves bringing a loaded gun into an airport. Watch a new Newsreaders, this Thursday at Midnight.
Bring out your patriotic, saturated-fat-loving side by watching a new American Dad and a new Family Guy this Monday starting at 10:30p
Rosa Gonzales is going to need something a little stronger than a Capri-Sun
after this interview. Watch a new Newsreaders, this Thursday at midnight.
This Sunday at midnight, Loiter Squad delves into a variety of holes. No, no-not
Watch a new Family Guy, this Monday at 11:00p. It's all the birth control you'll
It watches Loiter Squad on Sunday at midnight, or else it gets the hose.
This Thursday at midnight, the Newsreaders season finale covers mindless slaughter and anti-aging skincare secrets. Don't miss it!
Blake is back and ready to make some well thought-out decisions. Watch a new Loiter Squad, this Sunday at midnight.
Adult Swim not only brings you happiness in the form of quality television, we also line our pockets with it. Watch new episodes of American Dad and Family Guy this Monday, starting at 10:30p.
Enjoy some extreme skate-flying and elevator music, compliments of our wildest imaginations. Watch a new Loiter Squad, this Sunday at midnight.
Just as we suspected, bureaucracy has its roots in hell. Check out "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell" this April.
Public restrooms just got a lot more terrifying. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell on April 18th.
Welcome to Hawaii, the land of sandy beaches and colorful man-skirts.
If he doesn't shut up, he's getting that bone put somewhere else. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell on April 18th.
There's never a dull moment in Hell. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell on April 18th.
Part love ballad, part court appeal. Watch a new Loiter Squad, this Sunday at midnight.
This guy knows what we're talking about.
HD is dead, just like the Internet. No? Alright then.
Doctors specializing in irritable bowel syndrome, take note. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell this Thursday at midnight.
Once you get past the terrifying things, everything else is, well, equally terrifying. Watch the series premiere of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell this Thursday at midnight.
Gary brags a bit about some of the premiums Hell employees get on a regular basis.
Get your face placed Thursdays at midnight.
On this week's Your Pretty Face, Gary learns about hell's counterintuitive free-love policies. Watch "Bone Garden," Thursday at midnight.
On Monday's new American Dad, Stan shows off his fully operational meat-slap. Watch "Boring Identity" Monday 4/29 @ 10:30pm.
This week on Loiter Squad, Taco takes a bath on the sidewalk. Tune in Sunday at midnight & find out if we get to see the toweling off.
Kind of and mostly new American Dads are almost always on Monday on Adult Swim.
Celebrate the day after Cinco de Mayo the way Zaragoza would have probably wanted you to. New American Dad @ 10:30pm, Family Guy @ 11:00pm.
This week Satan gives Gary an assignment taylor-made for Gary-brand failure. Watch new Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell Thursday at midnight.
This week on Loiter Squad, Earl, Taco and Jasper rise from the ocean to attack Lionel on his flying chicken. Watch "Jungle Fever," Sunday at midnight.
Update your face every Thursday at midnight.
There is no phoning it in when you're in hell. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, every Thursday at midnight.
Gary talks about leisure activities in Hell. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, every Thursday at midnight.
Go to LoiterSquad.com if you love pictures and snacks.
Get four distinct Roshomon-like accounts of what is likely to happen on the Sunday LS Season Finale at midnight.
Jump in all the way up to your V on June 2nd as The Venture Bros. kicks off Season V.
Gary's poorly-chosen summon word is giving him trouble at work. Watch the new episode Thursday at midnight.
We sure hope you've been keeping an address book or business-card caddy or something. Venture Season V, June 2nd.
Sunday at midnight, the whole cat-head thing comes to a head-cat on the Loiter Squad season finale.
Baseball and all of its deadly implications return to the airways Monday night with new American Dads and Family Guys at 10:30 and 11:00.
Thursday at midnight, Satan's life story hits the stage.
The old mind switcheroo is afoot on the American Dad Season Finale Monday at 10:30pm, followed by a new Family Guy.
Venture Bros., Season V arrives June 2nd to blast your pants.
Yes, the gravity-defying, perineum-showcasing cheerleader is back. Venture Season V, June 2nd.
In "People In Hell Want Ice Water," Satan sets his workforce to selling people on hell. Season Finale Thursday at midnight.
The new Greatest Event in Television History airs June 6th at midnight. The original Greatest Event is being replayed the week before, on May 30th at midnight. You get it.
We never miss an opportunity. Season Premiere, Sunday at midnight.
It's time we re-examine the affect Bob's Burgers has had on the Civil War.
The hour-long Season V Premiere is this Sunday at midnight. Set all of your calendars and alarm clocks.
Tune in for harrowing circumstances, near-death experiences, and a well-balanced breakfast. Watch a new Venture Bros this Sunday at midnight.
Nothing says "professional murderers" like turquoise bubble letters on a whiteboard.
The bombs are hot and the stagnant air inside of that crowded bus is even hotter.
This ain't your mama's spinach pie. Tune in Sunday at midnight for an all new Venture Bros.
Don't ever tell us we don't give you full nudity.
Tim Heidecker and guest Gregg Turkington are back to tell you what to see and what to skip with all new episodes of On Cinema at the Cinema, starting July 3rd.
Brought to you by icy cold glares.
Aforementioned sex tape not included.
Let the wild message board speculations begin.
Every Saturday night, we're serving up cold-blooded killers and hot-blooded heroes.
Finally, a song conflicted teenagers can relate to. Watch Bob's Burgers Sundays at 11 and Mondays at 10.
Even criminals need a place to get down with their bad selves.
This Sunday at Midnight, Season 5 of Venture Bros. reaches its dramatic conclusion. There will probably be some yelling.
Terror never sleeps, but it does nap. America's favorite anti-terrorism good guys return on Thursday, July 25 with all-new episodes.
Television's most trusted medical drama returns July 25 at Midnight with all-new episodes. Spoiler alert: sex on a toilet.
Don't just practice your passion: make out with it.
Adult Swim Singles: it's not what it sounds like.
There's nothing like a brush with death to pique your interest.
Those sweet rhymes will show em' who's boss.
That robot guard needs to watch his back and cover up his junk.
Unapologetically threatening family values since 2005.
Wipe the smugness off your meatface. Watch new episodes of Aqua TV Show Show and Squidbillies this Sunday at midnight.
Guard your anuses. Watch a new Childrens Hospital Thursday at midnight, followed by a new NTSF:SD:SUV at 12:15a.
She may be king of the aliens, but she'll always be the queen of our hearts. Watch a new Aqua TV Show Show Sunday at midnight, followed by a new Squidbillies at 12:15a.
Looking good, Granny. Watch a new Squidbillies Sunday at 12:15a.
Cheese is cut. Thrones are ridden. Ladies are punched. Watch Childrens Hospital and NTSF:SD:SUV::, all-new this Thursday at Midnight.
You've been through so much together. Don't you quit on them now. Watch Aqua TV Show Show, Sundays at Midnight.
Born of a cosmic space butt. You heard right. Watch Aqua TV Show Show, Sundays at Midnight.
All-new episodes of everyones favorite whatever, Sunday nights at 12:15a.
Threats are issued. Explosions are celebrated. New episodes are here.
Farts and wild girls. Take that, Thursday.
At least he's upfront.
They're cool as hell.
Babies can't be rock stars! Whaaaaaat??
What a crazy miss-matching of genres these character have been placed within!
Lookin' good, MeeMaw.
Terror never sleeps, unless you put it to bed with a gun.
Attendance is mandatory.
Or so they claim.
The Holler is doomed. Like always. Only moreso.
It's so nice to see her having a good time.
This Thursday night brings military-grade mimicry and sexy time travel.
Funcussions for everyone!
Thursday's here, and it brought period clothing and puppy ties.
Just 'cause it's the worst school in America doesn't mean you can't learn nothin'.
It's not like that. They just don't want to sound like they're bragging.
Who's ready to laugh? Don't raise your hand, idiot, that was rhetorical.
Ain't nobody not like free music. Triple negative. Get clicking.
We've got a Bob for every occasion.
It's the burger on the inside that counts.
One impossible procedure. Two different shows.
He's there, too. And he's great at whatever it is he's there to do.
A special half-hour report from the north Georgia mountains reveals the devastating effects of oil drilling on hideous redneck squid monsters.
And it's happening all over you as hard as it can.
No one help him. He has to learn.
He's the best we could get. He'll do fine.
Karen Gillan joined the cast this season and, well, this episode basically wrote itself.
Teaching tomorrow's leaders how to f*** it all up irrevocably.
Let's stop and ask ourselves, collectively: was this really worth it?
Coming soon to your television: lights.
Are they on drugs? Clearly.
Sex slave auctions and West Korean nail salons have a lot in common.
Dr. Maestro breaks up with a dude while the teens keep it sexy.
Think you can build a better bump than us? Prove it and earn your 15 seconds of fame.
Voice control: one of many reasons Sara loves the Xbox One.
There's nothing funnier than watching an old white lady fall down.
Killer Mike gives his opinion on what luxury items are truly worth the money.
Children are evil little geniuses who hate at least one of their parents and we should respect that.
Killer Mike gives you advice on fishing, for some reason.
If you think rap is like coffeehouse poetry, Killer Mike would like a word with you.
If you're anything like Killer Mike, Aqua Teen will make you feel ashamed.
Killer Mike wants you to finally marry that turtle you love so much.
If you follow Killer Mike's advice, you should always avoid death. And clowns.
Foreign action stars are on notice: Chuck Norris' soul is now in a body builder's body.
Watch Rick and Morty with your grandpa, then take him to the strip club because there is no better place to die.
If you do not buy this product, it's guaranteed that you will be murdered in your home.
Your child is just one terrifying clown picture with cameras for eyes away from being completely safe.
If you have tools, you have everything you need to bash your way to a happier you.
If you have the Tairy Greene Machine, you are just $39.99 from watching 15 seconds of some Tairy Greene movie bonus features.
Finger yourself to a happier you!
A little dancing and a little puffy paint will make all the weight just melt off.
If you love actor Tairy Greene, you should buy this enormous product that runs on tap water.
Fill the intramural volleyball-sized hole in your life with intramural volleyball.
We're going to joy jam your holiday hole.
It never f***ing ends.
We don't want the elderly to miss a single second of our obscene comedy filth. Enjoy, Gram-Gram.
Thursday's all-new episode brings a wealth parts-less shine boys.
Hold on to those genitals; we're gonna make it worth the wait.
Adult Swim has devised six straight nights of television that some are calling a "mini-series" but what we are calling "something we should have focus grouped".
"Jon" recording the promo for the Season 1&2 DVD and Season 3 premiere.
Unknown Hinson, the voice of Early Cuyler, promotes Season 5 of Squidbillies from the future.
Omar celebrates Christmas Eve with the husks of his dead parents.
That wizard we hired is finally doing something.
The requests your face have been making have been heeded.
Starting January 22nd, the world will once again be getting regular visits from Dino Stamatopoulos's brain penises.
Make your DVR watch The Brak Show and Sealab 2021, weeknights at 4:00 and 4:15am. Then make your DVR tell you everything.
One day, Adult Swim's Resident Wizard just started spouting out aphorisms, one after another. Luckily a cameraist was there to capture it all.
This Sunday, the chicken gets loose. Watch Robot Chicken's 100th episode, "Fight Club Paradise," on Sunday, Jan 15th at 11:30pm.
Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 is on DVD and Carl is so excited that he has grown breasts and cloned himself.
Your new boyfriend is here to tell you about the Robot Chicken Season 5 DVD.
Stan gets beat up? Steve is a superhero? Francine's pregnant? Has the world gone mad? Watch new American Dad, "Unbrave One," on Friday, Jan 20th, at 10:00pm.
Thursday, February 2nd, Delocated Season Three kicks off with "Jon" trying to pick up the pieces of his broken family / reality show.
Peter makes a professional decision to become a shut-in. Watch new Family Guy, "The Blind Side," Monday Jan 23rd, at 11:00pm.
Eastern Europe's Scary Monster Contest Weekend leads to some ill-advised creature-sprucing. Watch the Frankenhole Season Two premiere on Sunday, January 22nd, at 12:15am.
Promo: Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.
Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.
John Belushi is back from the dead but the party may be unrevivable. Watch new Frankenhole "Robert Louis Stevenson's Belushi!" Sunday, 1/29, at 12:15am.
Final Fantasy XIII-2. In stores 1/31. Rated T.
This season on Delocated, "Jon" gets new friends, new mob entanglements and possibly a new vagina. Undercover exhibitionism starts Thursday, Feb 2nd, at midnight.
See what the third season of Delocated has in store for America's number one reality star.
"Jon" finds himself surrounded by danger and pervs in the Delocated Season Premiere, "Lipples." Watch it Thursday, Feb 2nd, at midnight.
Check out some of the upgraded combat you'll experience in Final Fantasy XIII-2. Careful...it's a bit aggro.
This Sunday, Victor gets a vagina. Watch new Frankenhole "H.P. Lovecraft's Vagina!" Sunday, Feb 5th, at 12:15am.
Vampires shout at the screen during the movie, as usual, and Victor vows revenge against the vociferous varmints. New episode of Mary Shelley's Frankenhole airs this Sunday, Feb 12th at 12:15am.
This Friday, Hulk Hogan joins forces with Stan Smith for a bourgeois beat down, preppy head-smashing included. Watch the Adult Swim World Premiere of American Dad, "Stanny Tendergrass," on Friday, Feb 10th at 10:00pm.
Whether you're a DVR devotee or a shameless VHS dork, defend your comedy freedom and watch Delocated weekdays at 4:00am and 4:15am, brought to you by DVR Theater.
Promo: Vampires shout at the screen during the movie, as usual, and Victor vows revenge against the vociferous varmints. New episode of Mary Shelley's Frankenhole airs this Sunday, Feb 12th at 12:15am.
Every Saturday, watch back-to-back episodes of the Boondocks at 11:00pm and 11:30pm.
Tune in as tensions rise when "Jon" says potato and "David" says nacho. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday, Feb 9th at midnight, now topped with sour scheme and onion.
Watch "Midnight Munchingtons" on Thursday, Feb 16th at midnight as "Jon" realizes that his career as a comatose chef is going to Wolfgang Suck.
This Sunday, take a high-octane race with minivan monsters through the labyrinth of world history. Tune in Sunday, Feb 19th at 12:15am for hot dogs, Hitler, and the holes of Franken.
Get your fill of eyebrow-raising social commentary and physical assaults from vigorous elders with The Boondocks, weeknights at 12:30am.
Spread the beer-stained, patriotic spirit by watching King of the Hill, Sundays at 9:00pm.
Watch this Sunday as a freak accident on the wrestling mat leaves Frank and Steve conjoined at the hip and obliterating opponents in the blink of a four-eyed surgical anomaly. This Sunday, Feb 19th at midnight.
This Monday, Peter trades in his white shirt for magenta satin as Tom Tucker's passionate Hollywood agent. Watch new Family Guy, Monday, Feb 20th at 11:00pm.
You no longer have to wait til the wee hours to enjoy Squids on Sundays. Kids go to bed before 9:30, right?
Frankenstein's Creature gets to meet all of the bodies from whence he came. Will it shut him up? Watch "Victor Hugo's Identity!" Sunday, Feb 26, at 12:15am.
On Monday night's Family Guy, Peter befriends a disparaging dolphin. Watch "Be Careful What You Fish For," Monday, Feb 27, at 11pm.
In this Sunday's China, IL, Baby Cakes reunites with his worst childhood imaginary frenemy. Watch "Dream Reamer," Sunday, Feb. 26, at midnight.
"Jon" courts danger wherever he goes, including the woods. Watch "Camping," Thursday, 2/23, at midnight.
Dr. Brule is returning to cure your peculiar ailments. New episodes start on March 18th.
When cases can't be solved normally, they require abnormal solutions. Watch "Wheels & The Legman And The Case Of Grandpa's Key, Friday 2/24, at 10:00pm.
Jesus goes out for drinks with the Grim Reaper and makes a MESSiah out of himself. Watch what happens when Death knocks on his own door this Sunday, March 4th at 12:15am.
Don't say we didn't warn you. Unlearn more at loitersquad.com
"Jon" opens a neighborhood sitcom bar where nobody knows his (real) name. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday, March 1st at midnight.
All scholastic hell breaks loose this Sunday during The Dean's deadly scavenger hunt. Watch the bullets, bullying, and balloon-popping action on March 4th at midnight.
Brule is back and he's not wearing pants. Please have your insurance information out and ready March 18th.
On the new American Dad, Stan Smith is cursed by an old man with witch eyes. Or cataracts, we're not sure. See for yourself this Friday, March 2nd at 10pm.
Watch Jasper, Lionel, Taco, Tyler bring out the worst in pretty much everything. Sundays at 11:30pm beginning March 25th.
It doesn't matter what they say, "Jon's" lips are sealed. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday at midnight when "Jon" asserts his rights as a reality show star by refusing to speak, except for maybe when ordering pizza.
We like cheese. Does Odd Future like cheese? We really need to know their view on cheese. Watch Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm beginning March 25th.
Where there's smoke, there's Peter Griffin lighting a fire. This Monday, Peter learns that "The Slammer" isn't just a pork sandwich after he's imprisoned for arson. Watch the new episode, March 12th at 11:00pm.
No animals were harmed during the making of this television show. But not everyone fared as well as the precious animals. Catch the premiere of Loiter Squad on March 25th.
Victor attempts to overcome his perpetual envy by openly sharing his wife's hot clay body. Watch the new Frankenhole this Sunday, March 11th at 12:15am.
Meet Loiter Squad. They're a combination of cats, karate, injuries, idiocy, every kid's dream, every parent's nightmare.
Chris is registered for an "image enhancement program" aka fat camp and Stewie is rocked by nightmares involving the band Queen. Watch the new Family Guy this Monday March 19th at 11:00pm.
After a sandwich sex tape damages his self esteem, "Jon" gets by with a little help from a man he meets on a park bench. Watch "Friend" this Thursday, March 15th at midnight.
We're barely two minutes in and there's already vomit on the microphone. Check it Out! premieres Sunday, March 18th at 12:30am.
When Barry threatens to beat Stan's wrestling record with his secret weapon, belly fat, Stan retaliates by locking and loading his not so secret weapon, a sniper rifle. Catch the new episode of American Dad this Friday, March 16th at 10:00pm.
A mutant monster is spewing flames hotter than last night's leftover Moo Shu chicken! Watch this Sunday's Frankenhole as Ken Jeong stars as everyone on March 18th at 12:15am.
Home is where the heart-wrenching conflict is. When the Smith family therapist is called away, chaos ensues as Stan, Francine, Hayley, and Steve suddenly realize how much they can??A???A???A?t stand one other. Watch the new American Dad Friday, March 23 at 10:00pm.
Dr. Steve explores storefront sweets like a kid in a candy store who chokes on licorice. Watch the new episode Sunday, March 25 at 12:30am when Dr. Brule checks out pleasure.
A mystical car crash leaves Peter, Brian, Quagmire, and Joe without any memory of their identities or personalities. For the first time in Family Guy history, Peter says "excuse me" without irony. Watch it Monday, March 26th at 11:00pm.
Love is in the air. And so is chemical cleaning solvent. This Thursday, "Jon" asks out his dry cleaner, watch Delocated Thursday, March 22 at midnight.
This Sunday, Victor builds his brain clone, a sensible creature that finds Victor obnoxious, sweaty, and egotistical. Watch the doppelganger drama unfold March 25 at 12:15am.
For those curious souls wondering what the upcoming apocalypse might resemble, tune in to Odd Future's show Loiter Squad. Watch the series premiere Sunday, March 25 at 11:30pm.
On April 12th, Marshal Chris Monsanto will be back on your television and into your face.
Eagleheart bodysploding starts up again on April 12th, with all-new episodes.
The Adult Swim Carnival Tour is coming to a college town near you. Visit: www.adultswimpresents.com
Dr. Steve checks out the casino but will he draw the King of Hearts or the Queen of Shamrocks? Watch the gambling havoc this Sunday, April 1st at 12:30am.
On the new Family Guy, Peter tries to have father-son time with Stewie by comparing their father-son manhood. Watch Monday April 2 at 11:00pm.
You just got loitered. And squaded. Watch, Sundays at 11:30pm.
"Jon" goes nuts in front of the camera and lifts his ski mask to reveal his smooth, round face cheeks. Watch the new Delocated this Thursday March 29th at 12:00am.
This Friday, Jeff reveals his marriage to a 71 year-old cougar and the Smith family puppy is viciously kidnapped by cat pirates. Tune-in for kitties in eye-patches March 30 at 10:00pm.
Dr. Steve asks the big questions, like "Are we alone in the universe?" and "Where do lava lamps come from?" Watch Dr. Steve explore space this Sunday, April 8 at 12:30am on the new Check It Out!
"Jon" doesn't think twice, or even once, about mentioning his crabs infection on national television. Watch all the the excitement of an STD-saturated Reunion Special on the season finale of Delocated Thursday, April 5 at midnight.
Stan and Fran learn a lesson about privilege by walking in somebody else's stupid, grubby working-class shoes. Watch this Friday's American Dad when Stan and Fran forego their full size SUV and attempt to survive on minimum wage, April 6 at 10:00pm.
Famous for his knuckle punches, leather vests, and ruthless pursuit of sub sandwiches, US Marshal Chris Monsanto is everything you would want (and not want) in a US Marshal. Watch the season premiere of Eagleheart Thursday, April 12 at midnight.
To thine own mace-spraying, toe-sucking, dumpster-diving self be true. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, April 8 at 11:30pm.
Odd Future has our seal of approval. Watch Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm on Adult Swim.
Watch Dr. Brule explore non-human animal life on the new Check It Out! this Sunday, April 15 at 12:30am.
Cigars just wanna have fun. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, April 15 at 11:30pm.
US Marshal Chris Monsanto gets mixed messages from dead people. They're worse than ex-girlfriends. Watch the premiere of Eagleheart this Thursday, April 12 at midnight.
In Friday's newish American Dad, Fran reveals a whore-ible secret. Don't miss the paternity test results on the new American Dad this Friday, April 13 at 10:00pm.
We are on the precipice of something great, and it's not just Skwisgaar Skwigelf's ass in those jeans. The new season of Metalocalypse premieres April 29.
Hocus Pocus out of focus. Tune-in this Sunday, April 15 for the new Loiter Squad at 11:30pm.
Ice skate with Odd Future and try not to get glitter in your eyes. Oh it burns! Don't miss the Loiter Squad skating team this Sunday, April 22nd and 11:30pm.
The new season has zombies, lighting, flamethrowers, snowstorms, roller coasters, and a giant granny-octopus. Need we say more? No. No, we needn't. The new season of Metalocalypse premieres Sunday, April 29th.
Watch the gang Shaqille O'Peel off their pants and shoot hoops. Catch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, April 22nd at 11:30pm.
Dr. Steve undergoes medical testing but it's not his cup of tea. Or is that urine? Get to the bottom of Brule's stool cup on the new Check It Out! Sunday, April 22nd at 12:30am.
The fur hits the fan after Brett refuses to give up his demonic hair-baby. Watch the new Eagleheart, Thursday, April 19th at midnight.
Grandpa Bruce gets cranky on the court. Watch new episodes of Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm.
Remember the good ol' days? They grow up so fast. Watch Loiter Squad, Sundays at 11:30pm.
Not all cats are into the petting. Watch new Loiter Squad "Episode 5," Sunday at 11:30pm.
To catch the grossest of all criminals, the Marshals go undercover as steamy dysfunctionals. Watch new Eagleheart "Silly Sammy," Thursday at midnight.
Dethklok reaches a new nadir. Watch the Metalocalypse Season Four Premiere, "Fanklok," on Sunday at 12:15am.
Taco continues to hold his title for Most-Punched. Watch new Loiter Squad "Episode 5," Sunday at 11:30pm.
Kids. They'll break your heart right out of your chest and sell it. Watch new Eagleheart "Silly Sammy," Thursday at midnight.
If you find yourself with the people of Loiter Squad, don't take a nap. Watch new Loiter Squad "Episode 5," Sunday at 11:30pm.
Nathan's new girlfriend may be his undoing. Watch the Metalocalypse Season Four Premiere, "Fanklok," on Sunday at 12:15am.
The Eric Andre Show promises to feature a lively house band with deep-seated emotional issues.
Will playing the blues have an ill effect on Monsanto's ability to deliver red-hot justice? Find out by watching an all-new Eagleheart at midnight on Thursday.
The Eric Andre Show arrives on May 20th to shake up late night talk shows and make you jump through walls.
This Sunday, Toki is the odd man out again. No word on whether he's still official sandwich-maker. Watch "DiversityKlok" this Sunday at 12:15am.
Jasper shows off his amazing ironing-board stair-surfing skills. New episode this Sunday, 5-6, at 11:30pm.
On a damn new Family Guy, Stewie meets his match, both in love and in weaponry. Watch "Mr. And Mrs. Stewie," Monday, May 4th at 11:00pm.
Thurnis Haley brings a tear to the eye as he inspires a trepidatious golfer. Watch new Loiter Squad on Sunday at 11:30pm.
This Sunday, Dethklok tackles the twin issues of racism and moustacheism. Watch "DiversityKlok" Sunday, 5-6, at 12:15am.
Dolph Lundgren stops by the upcoming Eric Andre Show to jam live, in the future. Jams begin Sunday, May 20th, at 12:30am.
The angels sing when Lionel gets all nude. Watch new Loiter Squad this Sunday at 11:30pm.
This Summer, take a little drink from our loving cup. New Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 on its way.
This Monday, Stewie does a dead-on impression of a person from Atlanta. Watch new Family Guy, Monday, May 14th, at 11:00pm.
Sunday's new Metalocalypse is all about friendship the fun of dangerous drinking. Watch new Metalocalypse, Sunday at 12:15am.
It's a good old-fashioned fish toss, this Sunday on Loiter Squad. Watch the new episode May 13th at 11:30pm.
What is the mystery they call Little Dude? All we know for sure is that it makes Brett shave his dog. Watch new Eagleheart this Thursday at midnight.
Straight from the mouth of the Country Queen: Eric Andre Show starts Sunday, May 20th, at 12:30am.
Eric Andre is The Hulk of shoddy television sets. Watch The Eric Andre Show Premiere this Sunday May 20 at 12:30am.
His fists are ready for their close up. US Marshal Chris Monsanto travels to Tinselwood on the new Eagleheart, this Thursday, May 17 at midnight.
This Sunday, the tennis twins trade their rackets for loosely zippered feather pillows. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, May 20 at 11:30pm.
Peter Griffin joins the tea party but it's less party, more barbaric inferno. Watch what happens when Quahog disbands the government on Monday's Family Guy, May 21 at 11:00pm.
Dethklok do loud and dangerous things. No surprises here. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday at 12:15 am when the band gives a free concert.
Roger's alter ego is the most hated man in town and it's not just because of the male ponytail. Watch the new American Dad this Friday, May 18 at 10:00pm.
Taco has a big head for his body, doesn't he? Watch female body building dancers this Sunday, May 20 at 11:30pm. You know you want to.
Watch percussion and personal crises on The Eric Andre Show, this Sunday at 12:30am.
Jasper's karate chop is right on target, as is his vocal dubbing. Watch the new Loiter Squad this Sunday, May 27 at 11:30pm.
Watch a jazz-singing psychopath shoo, bop, dee kill on Eagleheart, this Thursday, May 24 at midnight.
Stan and Steve cross the border in search of special nighttimes ladies. Watch American Dad this Friday, May 25 at 10:00pm.
Taco is the new peanut butter. Discover the power of fruit preserves on the new Loiter Squad, this Sunday May 27 at 11:30pm.
Defibrillators, is that what the kids are doing nowadays? Watch the cardiovascular spectacular on the new Metalocalypse, this Sunday, May 27 at 12:15am.
Thanks to a fanatical overflow of greasy envelopes from strangers, a new viewer mail episode of Family Guy will air Monday, May 28, at 11:00pm.
Get em' while they're cold and lardy! New episodes of Aqua Something You What Whatever premiere June 24 on Adult Swim.
Joe cheats on his wife because Jesus said make love to thy neighbor. Don't miss round IV of the Chicken Fight on this Monday's Family Guy, June 4 at 11:00pm.
Go behind the badge and discover old pretzel crumbs. Also, what it's like to be a crotchety US marshal. Watch the new Eagleheart this Thursday, May 31 at midnight.
Never interrupt a puppet make-out. Watch nippy puppets on the new Loiter Squad, this this Sunday, June 3 at 11:30pm.
Ready. Aim. Pepperoni. Watch Taco model his new line of rainbow camouflage this Sunday, June 3 at 11:30pm.
Nathan valiantly refuses to apologize. If only we could be that mature. Don't miss Dethklok stranded in a war-torn country on the new Metalocalypse, Sunday, June 3, at 12:15 am.
When Toki attends fantasy camp he's bullied like an asthmatic crybaby. Meanwhile, Dethklok Dethsnuggles. Watch Metalocalypse Sunday, June 10 at 12:15am.
Weekdays at 4am don't have to make sense.
Marshal Chris Monsanto trades acrylics for blood on Eagleheart this Thursday, June 7 at midnight.
Bruce hates squids more than he hates undercooked filet mignon. Get ready for new Squidbillies coming in July 2012.
Murderface is becoming a handsome aging rocker while Nathan is turning into a chubby ogre. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday, June 17 at 12:15am.
Eagleheart was initially written as an opera. Listen to the musical profundity of Adult Swim's Thursday night programming and watch Eagleheart, Childrens Hospital, and NTSF: SD: SUV::.
Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad are making a sexy comeback. Two weeks remain until the June 24 premiere of Aqua Something You Know Whatever.
There's no place like homeless. Watch Marshal Monsanto restore the deranged imagination of tramps on Eagleheart this Thursday, June 14 at midnight.
Bruce's bark is worse than his forehand. Watch Loiter Squad Sundays at 11:30pm.
Adult Swim: 2012 Singles Program presents: Unknown Mortal Orchestra - I'll Come Back 4 U. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
Does Carl's new girlfriend have a frozen Carl pizza in her oven? Find out in the premiere of Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday, June 24 at midnight.
Blood baths are great for intimidating enemies and even better for moisturizing dry skin. Watch the marshal murder-a-thon on this Thursday's Eagleheart, June 21 at midnight.
We serve our meatballs crunchy, a tooth in every wad. Catch homemade cow fat on new episodes of Aqua Something You Know Whatever every Sunday at midnight.
When they think about metal, they touch themselves. Watch the revenge of the wrists on this Sunday new Metalocalypse, June 24 at 12:15am.
Adult Swim 2012 Singles Program - "Go Right Ahead (Live)" by The Hives. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
Release date/time: Friday, 6/22 @ 9am EST
We caught up with The Hives in sunny California to talk about what it's like to be back on top of the music scene. Check out this interview as part of the Adult Swim 2012 Singles Program. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
The vomit hit the fan; Meatwad is a viral star. Watch the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday July 1 at midnight.
William Murderface asks for a raise with angry finger-pointing. Watch the meltdown of a manchild on Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 1 at 12:15am.
The marshals have to catch hippie killers before they run out of thyme. Watch peace, love, and mutilation on the season finale of Eagleheart, this Thursday June 28 at midnight.
He's super fly, super bad, and supernaturally good at karate. Black Dynamite premieres Sunday, July 15 at 11:30pm.
2012 Singles Program presents: Wye Oak - Spiral. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
We're intellectual at Adult Swim. Look, we lit candles. Watch Childrens Hospital and NTSF Thursdays on Adult Swim.
He's making love to that building. Watch the return of the tentacles on the premiere of Squidbillies on Sunday, July 22.
Get the pint of Chunky Monkey; there's about to be a break up. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 8 at 12:15am.
Super fly. Super strong. Super everything more than you. Watch the premiere of Black Dynamite on Sunday, July 15 at 11:30pm.
Let there be dragons. Don't miss sexy cave women and volcano demons on the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever, this Sunday July 8 at midnight.
She just woke up from her beanbag nap. Watch the premiere of Squidbillies on Sunday, July 22.
2012 Adult Swim Singles Program presents: Absu - Hall of the Masters. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
Check out Meatwad's literary debut on the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday, July 15 at midnight.
The smooth criminal is a vicious criminal. Watch Michael Jackson on the series premiere of Black Dynamite this Sunday, July 15 at 11:30pm.
Choosy moms choose Dethklok. Don't miss the season finale of Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 15 at 12:15am.
Restore the depravity that's been missing from your life. Watch Early, Rusty, and Granny on the season premiere of Squidbillies Sunday, July 22 at 12:15am.
Get out your grubby banjo and post your cover of the Squidbillies theme song on the Adult Swim YouTube page. You could get on the electric picture box.
2012 Adult Swim Singles Program presents: The Field - Comenius Garden. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
Wish upon a porn star and catch Bullhorn as "Sweet Throat" on the new Black Dynamite, this Sunday, July 22 at 11:30pm.
Watch Carl play musical armpits on the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday, July 22 at midnight.
Early treats Tammi like a hair in his corn chowder. Watch the season premiere of Squidbillies this Sunday, July 22 at 12:15am.
Watch Black Dynamite inflict pun-ishment on this Sunday's new episode, July 22 at 11:30pm.
2012 Singles Program presents: Flying Lotus - Between Friends feat. Earl Sweatshirt & Captain Murphy.
NTSF:SD:SUV:: is returning August 9th to bring a little bit of punch back into your face.
On Thursday, August 2nd, learn what it means to be a life handler all over again. CH marathon at 9:00pm.
When a butt-cutter is in your midst, you'd do well to stay on guard. Let Squidbillies teach you all about it this Sunday, July 29th at 12:15am.
Black Dynamite has no love for comedy, just ask Richard Pryor. Watch new Black Dynamite this Sunday July 29th at 11:30pm.
Sunday, Richard Pryor draws Dynamite's ire and as Tax Day expires, the Feds conspire. Shire. Watch new Black Dynamite this Sunday July 29th at 11:30pm.
This week on Whatever, Shake makes bets that he can't cash with his mouth. Watch "Bookie," Sunday July 29th at midnight.
Adult Swim 2012 Singles Program presents Gauntlet Hair - Righteous Black. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a spaceship with O.J. Simpson. Watch the new Black Dynamite this Sunday, August 5 at 11:30pm.
Look what the catfish dragged in. Watch Sheriff get pulled into the Catfish Kingdom this Sunday on the new Squidbillies, August 5 at 12:15am.
Rediscover the pills, the passion, and the pee. Watch new episodes of Childrens Hospital every Thursday at midnight. It's just what the unqualified doctor ordered.
Let the unadulterated face kicking begin. Watch new episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: every Thursday at 12:15am.
Where there's smoke, there's a booby cannon. Watch the big bosomed battle on the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday, August 5 at midnight.
It's one small step for Black Dynamite and one perfect getaway for O.J. Simpson. Watch the new Black Dynamite this Sunday, August 5 at 11:30pm.
Check out Season 4 of Childrens Hospital and Season 2 of NTSF:SD:SUV:: on Adult Swim on August 9 beginning at midnight.
Adult Swim 2012 Singles Program presents Wavves - Hippies Is Punks. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
It takes a village to punch a village. Watch new episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursdays at 12:15am.
Beauty is in the black eye of the beholder. Watch the Brady Punch every Thursday on NTSF:SD:SUV:: at 12:15am.
Get ready for samurai swords, high kicks, and sexy eye patches. Watch new episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: every Thursday at 12:15am.
Is it hot in here or that just the warm breast milk? Watch new episodes of Childrens Hospital every Thursday at midnight.
Maestro soothes patients with tender, loving yelling. Watch new episodes of Childrens Hospital, every Thursday at midnight.
The doctors take a deep breath of fresh amnesia. Watch the pancake pandemic on the season premiere of Childrens Hospital, this Thursday, August 9 at midnight.
The candles are explosives. Watch Trent vs. cake terrorists on new episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursdays at 12:15am.
There's no such thing as poo much of a good thing. Watch Maestro and Chief contemplate cannibalism on new episodes of Childrens Hospital, every Thursday at midnight.
Trent goes back to school and he don't get no respect. Watch Trent and Piper face the danger field of high school on the season premiere of NTSF:SD:SUV:: this Thursday, August 9 at 12:15am.
Black Dynamite RSV-Pukes during the annul Player's Ball. Don't miss Snoop Dogg on the new Black Dynamite this Sunday, August 12 at 11:30pm.
Choosey moms choose terrorist plots. Watch new episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursdays at 12:15am.
It's Frylock's party and he'll raise an eyebrow if he wants to. Watch the new Aqua Something You Know Whatever this Sunday, August 12 at midnight. It's a hairy sausage fest you don't want to miss.
The homefront is where the heart attack is. Watch Trent fight cardiovascular terrorism on NTSF:SD:SUV:: every Thursday at 12:15am.
Lil Cuyler is the life of the felony. Watch the sea creatures cook homemade "fun nuggets" on the new Squidbillies this Sunday, August 12 at 12:15am.
2012 Adult Swim Singles Program presents: Com Truise - Chemical Legs. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
Dance. Sooner or later, everyone has to face it. Watch a very special Childrens Hospital dancetacular this Thursday at midnight.
In week's Aqua You Whatever, Meatwad is confused and upset by puppets. Watch it on Sunday, August 19th at midnight.
NTSF finally takes a crack at the underground Swedish virtual pedicab racing scene. Watch it go down on Thursday, August 16th at 12:15am.
A sure-fire ATM-smashing scheme lands Rusty in jail in this Sunday's new Squidbillies, watchable at 12:15am on the 19th of the August.
2012 Adult Swim Singles Program presents: Yamantaka//Sonic Titan - Lamia. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
We caught up with the art-rock band at a festival in Canada and learned more about the beginnings of the group and how they transitioned from visual artists to performers. This interview brought to you by the 2012 Adult Swim Singles Program.
A jokester is out to make a joke of NTSF:SD:SUV::, but the punchline is likely going to go through his face. Watch the new episode Thursday, Aug 23rd at 12:15am.
Keep yourself in line every week night at 1:15am with Superjail. New episodes start up again September 30th.
The Sheriff has a hot new bride and needs a rubber. Find out how this possibly makes sense on Sunday, Aug 26th at 12:15am.
It's another ripped-from-the-headlines episode of Aqua Something. Watch the Season Finale in all of its grotesque glory, Sunday August 26th at midnight.
Black Dynamite is forced to go back to Viet Nam to save Mr. T. Watch the new episode on Sunday, Aug 26th at 11:30pm.
The story behind Chief's story will shock and appall you and then spit in your stupid face about it. Watch all-new Childrens Hospital Thursday, Aug 23rd at midnight.
Adult Swim Singles Program presents: Elite Gymnastics - Andreja 4-Ever. Brought to you by the Kia Soul. Download this track for free at adultswim.com/singles.
Do not adjust your set. You just have a messed up set; it's always been that way, dummy.
DC Comics gets the articulated-toy treatment September 9th at midnight.
This Thursday, a very special monkey makes a very special medical discovery. Watch all-new Childrens Hospital Thursday, Aug 30th at midnight.
August 27th through 31st, we're treating you to a 4am helping of 4am content.
This Sunday at 11:30pm, the full-length Black Dynamite movie that inspired the series will be kicking and mustaching its way into your home.
When movie directors start going dead, NTSF gets calls for quiet on the set. Dead quiet. Watch the new episode Thursday, Aug 30th at 12:15am.
Adult Swim Singles Program presents: Liars - Point Your Pistols To The Sigh. Brought to you by the Kia Soul.
This Thursday, the future and the past collide with Trent's fist. Watch a new NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursday, Sept 6th at 12:15am.
Robot Chicken DC Comics Special, Sunday at midnight. Yes, there will be Swamp Thing.
As with all hospitals, there's a lot of dirt there that they don't want you to see. Watch all-new Childrens Hospital Thursday, Sept 6th at midnight.
When a giant Caucasian gorilla kidnaps Honeybee, it's up to Black Dynamite to turn the tables. Watch the new episode Sunday, Sept 9th at 11:30pm.
Around here we measure summers with pig swimming. So how did this one fair? Eh.
This Sunday at midnight, Robot Chicken and DC Comics finally turn all this flirting into full-on sex.
Robot Chicken Season 6 is leaking its way into your pants on Sunday, Sept 16th at midnight.
The 2012 Adult Swim Singles Program presents: @deathgripz by Death Grips. Download the track for free at adultswim.com/singles.
The 2012 Adult Swim Singles Program presents: an exclusive interview with Death Grips. Supergroup Death Grips sat down with Adult Swim to talk about exactly what genre they fit into, how visual art impacts the band, and where they draw their inspiration as musicians. Check it out.
Check out Adult Swim's video for Absu's "Hall of the Masters" - one of the tracks from the 2012 Adult Swim Singles Program.
Sunday at midnight, Season 6 of Robot Chicken is premiering all over your face.
This Sunday, Black Dynamite gets embroiled in a race race. Watch it at 11:30pm.
When Cleveland Brown sets up residence in Adult Swim, we're told that he'll be bringing his sexy with him.
A familiar and happy mustache face will be gracing Adult Swim soon. Stay tuned.
When a mole is discovered in the ranks, NTSF puts on the tortureformance of a lifetime. Watch the new episode Thursday at 12:15am.
A woman from Owen's past returns to have sex with him. Watch the new Childrens Hospital, Thursday at midnight.
Starting now and ending you don't know when, Robot Chicken is new every Sunday at midnight.
These people have some daddy issues. Catch a new Black Dynamite this Sunday at 11:30pm.
S.A.M. loses everything his acronym stood for. Watch the new NTSF Thursday at 12:15am.
English accents add so much innuendo. Childrens Hospital goes British this Thursday at midnight.
Cleveland will soon begin his mostly mustacheful tenure at Adult Swim. Show your support starting Sept. 29th.
Alvin and the Chipmunks finally hit puberty in the new Robot Chicken episode this Sunday at midnight.
Mr. Brown is cool and hip, too. Watch him battle technology beginning Sept. 29th on Adult Swim.
We are speechless with violent excitement. Season 3 of Superjail! premieres Sept. 30 on Adult Swim.
It's everything that the old ladies hate. Fight with us this Saturday at 10:30pm on Adult Swim.
The hospital staff gets an overdose of Estrogen from our so-called "ladies" on an all new Childrens Hospital this Thursday at midnight.
After a small mishap, Scooby and the gang need a mystery solver who can swing both ways on Sunday's new Robot Chicken, starting at midnight.
Sure hope farts don't make you feel awkward. Catch the first wiff of The Cleveland Show on Adult Swim this Saturday at 10:30pm.
In the history of television spin-offs, only one takes the cake and eats it too. Catch Cleveland in all of his glory starting this Saturday at 10:30pm.
Piper's lackluster wedding becomes a bloodbath; someone apparently does object. Watch the new NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursday at 12:15am.
Tensions run high at the Childrens as love, amnesia and potential death collide. New episode Thursday at midnight.
The Greatest Event In Television History is so secret, even the secrets have secrets. But you can see it in all its glory, October 11th at midnight.
It turns out the battle against obesity began in medieval times. Educate yourself with a new Robot Chicken, this Sunday at midnight.
This is precisely what classical music was made for. New Superjail! premieres this Sunday at 12:15am on Adult Swim.
There comes a time when death is no longer an option. The Greatest Event In Television History. Tune in to the exclusive premiere on Adult Swim October 11th at midnight.
Drawn-out, violent fight scenes that are too good to look away, chock-filling The Cleveland Show every Saturday at 10:30pm and Sunday at 9pm.
The Cleveland Show is now on Adult Swim, Saturdays at 10:30pm and Sundays at 9pm. Laughter will be had.
Amongst the televised revolutions of the world, only one can be named the GEITH. Try and pronounce that, then watch it October 11th at midnight on Adult Swim.
Jared and the Doctor make a valiant attempt to rescue The Warden from a group of bloodsucking mutants on this Sunday's newest episode of Superjail! at 12:15am.
Join Adam Scott for an exclusive preview of The Greatest Event In Television History. It's really cool and totally worth your time. Watch the full event October 11th at midnight on Adult Swim!
The Cleveland Show is now on Adult Swim, along with the multitude of catastrophes that plague the Brown family. Tune in Saturdays at 10:30pm and Sundays at 9pm.
Things get messy on this Sunday's new Superjail! as a psychotic dummy terrorizes the other psychotic dummies. Catch it at 12:15am.
Ben 10 has a new monster to play with and this time it's one of his appendages. Watch the new Robot Chicken, this Sunday at midnight.
The Griffins are met with glass projectiles as they now control the telo-sphere on the nearly new episode of Family Guy, this Monday at 11pm.
On the American Dad Adult Swim World Premiere, Stan and Francine learn death can never take a vacation, and neither can they. Watch the exclusive this Monday at 10:30pm.
Trent is faced with what may possibly be his easiest mission yet: assassinating his father. Watch the new NTSF Thursday at 12:15am.
Superjail! faces an entity that the staff has never encountered before: parole. Catch the new episode this Sunday at 12:15am.
Too many holiday hook-ups and you're bound to get pregnant from something. Experience the miracle of life on Thursday's all new Childrens Hospital at midnight.
On a new Robot Chicken, the art of recycling waste gets a whole new outlook on life. Catch it this Sunday at midnight.
The fleet of Star Trek is bound to find some gross bodily fluids in their interstellar quest. Catch the new Robot Chicken this Sunday at midnight.
The Venture Bros return on October 28th for an exclusive one night Adult Swim special brimming with lasers, mystery, zombies and king size candy bars. Don't miss 'A Very Venture Halloween' this Sunday at 11:30pm.
On Adult Swim's World Premiere Monday, Francine doubles as one of the guys while Stewie and Bryan find the cure for cancer. Don't miss an all new American Dad followed by a new Family Guy this Monday starting at 10:30pm.
When San Diego's technology goes on the fritz, not even Siri can navigate out of this modern day hell. New NTSF this Thursday at 12:15am.
Only in space does the saying ' super throwdown' also mean 'super makeout.' Also, only on the new Robot Chicken this Sunday at midnight.
There is a hotbed of activity befalling the Childrens Hospital staff. It gets real on Thursday's all new Childrens Hospital at midnight.
Bruce shares his interpretation of Adult Swim.
For the number of amputees that Superjail creates, it's about time The Warden made it handicap accessible. Catch the new episode this Sunday at 12:15am.
On Saturdays at 10:30pm and Sundays at 9pm, things are getting a little freaky-deaky with pants 'round the ankles. Need we say more? Watch The Cleveland Show weekends on Adult Swim.
Whether you want to picture it or not, Cleveland Brown is now on Adult Swim and may or may not be fully clothed. Watch The Cleveland Show Saturdays at 10:30pm and Sundays at 9pm.
A magical unicorn has landing issues on an all new Robot Chicken, this Sunday at midnight.
The network is trippin' out: Off The Air October 29th through November 2nd @4am on Adult Swim.
We finally learn the source of Skeletor??A?A?s violence, which apparently also doubles as one of his sick, twisted weaknesses. Sunday's all new Robot Chicken starts midnight.
NTSF's sister strike force is in need of a few specialists. Help NTSF:AK:Canoe:: on the Season Finale this Thursday at 12:15am.
It's high time for Superjail to go digital, but how to make up for the lack of violence? Find out on the new Superjail! this Sunday at 12:15am.
It's up to Lola and her little white friend to get Owen through a speedy trial. Catch the final verdict on Thursday's all new Childrens Hospital, starting at midnight.
Promo: That's right, a 27 disc set to help guide you through YOUR WHOLE LIFE! For more info tune in Monday @4am on Adult Swim; all not-major credit cards accepted.
Sadly for the Superfolk, steel genitalia is not on their list of super-powered attributes. Catch a new Robot Chicken this Sunday at midnight.
In college life, wet t-shirt contests are a must, regardless of sobriety. Now drink this Robot Chicken Kool-Aid on Sunday at midnight.keys: robot chicken, season six, promo, hemlock gin and juice, wet, t-shirt, contest, kool aid,
Ever wonder how Orel got so divinely screwed up in the first place? All of your questions will be answered! Watch the Adult Swim special 'Beforel Orel' on Monday November 19th at 12:30am.
If you live in San Diego and you haven't been burglarized yet, you will be soon. Luckily Agent Trent Hauser is here Thursday night to demonstrate good form in home security. Watch the NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS: infomercial at 12:15am on Adult Swim.
Monday-Friday at 4am, tune in to Adult Swim for the complete guide to everything you need to do whenever. You're Whole: 27 discs to point you in the direction of wholiness.
Alice's nightshift gets her thinking about other careers, inherently causing a multitude of Superjail chaos which we are definitely not opposed to. Watch the all new episode this Sunday at 12:15am.
Lt. Chance Briggs (aka Nick Offerman) drops by the Childrens Hospital to lend his old bro Owen some crime solving skills. Thursday's all new episode starts at midnight.
Don't mess around with Cleveland's Crazy Apes, they've marked their territory in vivid yellow lining, Saturdays at 10:30pm and Sundays at 9pm on Adult Swim.
Unfortunately this Thursday at midnight, we must say farewell to TV's leading actor.
As no one in the living world will stand by his side, The Nerd seeks a zombie to be his lifelong/lifeless partner. New Robot Chicken this Sunday at midnight.
The excessive cloning of Superjail's most notorious escapee leads to a prison riot that makes the Warden's toes curl in ecstasy. Catch it Sunday at 12:15am.
The Avengers' shady Russian ex-spygirl shows how she gets what she wants. Watch an all new Robot Chicken this Sunday at midnight.
Though Brian's unplanned time reversal would probably be fun for awhile, eventually ceasing to exist is kind of a downer. Watch the all new Family Guy airing this Monday at 11pm.
On an all new American Dad, the matriarch of Stan's clan visits Langley Falls to stir up some family emotions and sexual tension. Catch it Monday at 10:30pm.
Blood and guts and aliens and crossdressers await your humble viewage; new Superjails air Sundays at 12:15am.
Dragon Shumway pitches the best holiday gifts to defend your presents from thieves and murders. Watch the special Monday through Friday at 4am for an even specialer deal!
The future of your entire life is nowhere else but Thursdays at midnight, where saving lives and taking them are one in the same. Watch Childrens Hospital and NTSF:SD:SUV:: on the second weekday that starts with a T.
A new spinoff of Childrens Hospital is happening and answers all of your questions about everything, because it's an interview show and that's what it's about. Watch the series premiere January 17th on Adult Swim!
On an all-new Family Guy, a killer turtle ruins someone's intimate alone time. Catch the Adult Swim World Premiere Monday at 10:30pm.
MP3 coming shortly. For those of you who missed this goldmine of a promo during Thanksgiving break, feast your eyes on it over and over again right here.
There's nothing like living the digital-Italian lifestyle at our pal Mario's Party. Go cray this Sunday with a new Robot Chicken at midnight.
Robot Chicken illustrates a detailed consequence of animal testing in labs as Pinky and The Brain go ham through Vice City. New episode returns Sunday at midnight.
Curse S&P to Hell, but enjoy this censored commercial for the new Superjail episode, airing this Sunday at 12:15am.
The perfect medley of robots and unicorns and mermaids and chickens. New Robot Chicken episode airs Sunday at midnight.
Sunday's Robot Chicken revives the concept of a Wereshark, the abnormal brainchild of a forgotten yet jawesome kid's cartoon. Catch the new episode at midnight.
On the season finale of our beloved Superjail, we learn that fire is life and fire is death. Everyone dies this Sunday at 12:15am.
On December 16th at midnight, Robot Chicken tears your favorite holiday apart. Get ready to be jingled.
The NTSF Christmas Special is anything but; a crazy man's joy is another man's coal. And by coal we mean murder. Catch the tale of a cynical Santa in 'Christmas Activity' this Thursday at 12:15am.
Every Saturday and Sunday, break it down with Cleveland and his sick moves. Fresh eps air at 10:30pm on Adult Swim.
Hop aboard the Holiday Express this Sunday at midnight as Santa expedites the delivery process. Even Kris Kringle pushes snooze sometimes.
Weekdays from 11-12pm, great ideas are snuffed out so you may enjoy some pure, unadulterated, meaningless comedic relief from your sad and over-thought life.
You may want to catch your breath; Family Guys airs every weekday at 11 and 11:30pm.
On an all new American Dad, Hayley is actually given a bit of trust, which she loses in a matter of minutes. New episode premieres on Monday at 10:30pm.
The Cleveland Show is an influential television commentary that teaches children specifically what not to do. Life lessons air Saturdays and Sundays at 10:30pm.
Our TV elves have been hard at work preparing the best of Adult Swim's new and gently used holiday episodes to propagate the true meaning of Christmas. Tune in all this weekend starting at 9pm and be joyously disturbed.
After emerging from the shadows of Family Griffin, the Brown's prove they are a band of winners, even against their own flesh and blood. Episodes air Saturdays and Sundays at 10:30pm.
Monday's all new Family Guy promises the shock of a lifetime: Meg has a date, and it isn't humiliating. Catch the freakin' sweet new episode at 11:00pm.