In order to masturbate and still go to heaven, Orel hatches a hair-brained scheme that turns Moralton topsy-turvy.
When Reverend Putty preaches the righteousness of helping the poor, Orel befriends a down-and-out crack dealer.
When Orel learns that God hates waste he decides to recycle his own urine.
A series of improbable assumptions leads Orel from a sermon about marriage straight to the town's only sex shop.
Orel gets a big head when he learns that God is everywhere, even in him.
When Orel learns that most "pleasures" in life comes from the devil, he starts avoiding anything that makes him happy.
Orel falls in love... but is she too different?
The image of our savior miraculously appears on a Jewish doctor.
Orel finally gets Stephanie, the town atheist, to go to church.
The pressure is on when Orel needs to win this years Praying Bee.