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Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand rides up to see Bubba Chunk dangling the delicate Titties over the ravine. To the boorish Bubba, the solution is simple – either he’ll be the man to love the tender Titties, or he’ll be the man to lynch him. Meanwhile, The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) descends into the Devilish Dickies’ domain – a place of nefariousness and ne’er-do-wells – with a proposition from The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) despicable enough to delight the Devilish Dickies.
Tonight on Last Stream, Bubba Chunk and the glistening, rugged farmhand push, prod, and pummel each other on the edge of the ravine. Their bodies strain in sweat as Titties watches on, wondering which winner will claim him as their spoils. Meanwhile, the Devilish Dickies dangles a bit of bait in front of The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan), but will this fishy bite?
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand thrusts Bubba Chunk into the gaping ravine, leaving him grasping the edge for dear life. As Titties rushes to embrace the victor, Bubba Chunk grabs his foot in one last desperate, destructive attempt at his misguided love, but Titties kicks him away, and Bubba Chunk plummets to the ground below with nothing but Titties’ shoe clutched in his hand, like Cinderella for the dead and also homosexuals.
Tonight on Last Stream, with The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) hooked on his rod, the Devilish Dickies leads him by the mouth deep into his lecherous lair where he’s expecting to find The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry), but when The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) takes him by surprise, all The Fish finds is finality.
Tonight on Last Stream, with The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) belly up, his role in the underworld is now a hole looking to be filled, so The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) inserts herself into that hole as the new Fish. Meanwhile, Titties is still down due to the deadly disaster with Bubba Chunk, so the glistening, rugged farmhand takes him to a nearby hot spring where things get steamy.
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand gets Titties back in the saddle, so they can restart the beef train with Long Slim and The Thickness. Meanwhile, The New Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) has made things smoother for The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry), but the Devilish Dickies likes things rough, so how long will this peaceful period persist?
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand continues pushing his stock deeper into the West, and Titties passion for beef seems to be reignited; however, news from The Thickness ends their meat parade prematurely – Bubba Chunk’s father, Daddy Chunk, confronted The Thickness and Long Slim at the last watering hole, and Daddy Chunk is demanding discipline for his son’s death.
Tonight on Last Stream, the honeymoon period between The New Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) and The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) dulls the Devilish Dickies, so the roguish rapscallion retreats to his refuge to ruminate on a recipe for ruin, but Dickies isn’t the only one with an eye for eliminating this new establishment, and an old associate of The Old Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) may soon return from retirement.
Tonight on Last Stream, news reaches our beef brigade detailing Daddy Chunk’s efforts to round up a posse in the next town, and if there’s one thing our homosexual heifer herders can’t stand, it’s posse. Meanwhile, a curious character comes out from his cryptic cover to contact the Devilish Dickies – a character who calls himself The Owl.
Tonight on Last Stream, Daddy Chunk sends The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) a warning - Daddy Chunk is a leather daddy, heavy on punishment, and he's about to tan their hides.
Tonight on Last Stream, despite his deal with the Devilish Dickies, The Owl knows the devious one isn’t dependable. After all, Dickies himself played a part in the passing of The Owl’s previous non-platonic partner, The Old Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan), so The Owl prepares a plan to play for both teams and turn his partnership into a three-way until each side tires the other out.
Tonight on Last Stream, with Daddy Chunk talkin’ up a tussle, the glistening, rugged farmhand decides it’s high time Titties learns to shoot, so he takes him into the brush, pulls out his rifle, and slips it into Titties’ hands. Now, Titties is used to handling rifles, but he’s usually not the one doing the shooting, so he gets on his belly, grips the stock tight, and squeezes the trigger, and an almighty explosion goes off in his hands, erupting from the rigid barrel.
Tonight on Last Stream, the shady silhouette known only as The Owl surreptitiously slides up to The New Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) from the shadows with a subversive suggestion. Should she select to side with this secretive stranger, she could succeed The Old Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) in the same sinful syndicate he once supervised for The Owl; however, such a succession solicits certain sacrifices – succinctly, a slaying of the Devilish Dickies and a surrender of The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) to The Owl’s salacity.
Tonight on Last Stream, a cock crows to the soft, pink sky as the ball of the morning sun rises over a rouge barn where a young farmhand, glistening in the dew, pitches golden rods of hay into the barren troughs of the ravenous beasts before him. On the horizon, a newly-liberated Titties steps forward, towards the rugged farmhand and a new life. Meanwhile, not all is roses for our handsome heroes because The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) doesn’t relinquish his toys so easily.
Tonight on Last Stream, looking for a fresh start, Titties accepts work from the glistening, rugged farmhand, but the work is manual, and it’s definitely hard. Meanwhile, our handsome hosts are leaving their honeymoon period and the tensions, both sexual and platonic, are rising as The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) continues poking at their holes.
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand teaches Titties how to plow, and The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) continues to spread the rift between the boys. Meanwhile, in the bowls of the abandoned hospital, a figure throbs in the void Titties left behind, and a fist thrusts through the wreckage. It’s the Devilish Dickies!
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand teaches Titties how to handle his cock and his other farm animals. Meanwhile, the Devilish Dickies approaches The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) with a proposition that perhaps they could double-team the boys and take them from both ends.
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand teaches Titties how to delineate the nuances of the American, agrarian economic model for the 21st century, and then they have sex. Meanwhile, the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) begin plodding away at the boys by poking around in the dark and looking for their weak spots.
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand takes Titties to market, but will he give him the roast beef too? Meanwhile, the dark duo of the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) continue to pound at the boys and stretch their limits.
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand gives Titties his first hands-on experience with artificial insemination, and it gets messy. Meanwhile, the boys continue to hold firm as they take everything the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A Matt Harrigan) can give. If this keeps up, The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) may have to call in his bruiser and flex some real muscle…
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand shows Titties how to spread seed into the wet, brown, freshly-plowed dirt. Meanwhile, after weeks of frustration from the boys, The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) introduces the Devilish Dickies to his enforcers, The Muscle and The Mouth.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties learns how to milk a cow, and he may think he knows his way around a nipple, but the glistening, rugged farmhand shows him how to squeeze it right. Meanwhile, The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) and the Devilish Dickies are determined to divide and conquer the boys, so they devise a devious plan to put The Mouth to good use.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties asks the glistening, rugged farmhand to show him how to saddle a horse, but instead, he shows Titties how to ride bareback. Meanwhile, The Mouth earns his moniker by quick-talking his way into the boys’ good graces, but if they’re not careful, they’ll learn the hard way just how quick his lips can be.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties impresses the glistening, rugged farmhand with his skillful wrangling of a steer. After all, he’s an expert at handling Longhorns. Meanwhile, with The Muscle waiting in the wings, The Mouth sinks his teeth deeper into the boys, but if he’s not careful, they may bite back.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties puts the thigh-gripping technique the glistening, rugged farmhand taught him for breaking in stallions to good use. Meanwhile, the boys see through The Mouth’s slippery, silver tongue and realize his true identity is none other than Jono, one of The Fish’s (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan’s) closest and loudest confidants. But will the boys’ new toy help his new daddies when The Muscle comes knocking on their back door?
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand teaches Titties the top technique for churning butter, so he can get to that sweat cream without his arms tiring. Meanwhile, now that The Mouth (A.K.A. Jono) has latched onto the boys, The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) prepares to plug him permanently, but the Devilish Dickies has another idea on how to use The Mouth to come deeper into the boys’ inner circle.
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand prepares to take Titties on his first cattle drive, but can Titties handle all that beef? Meanwhile, The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) finally introduces the Devilish Dickies to The Muscle, who turns out to be none other than Adult Swim Digital Enforcer Danya Levine, and they send her to trick The Mouth (A.K.A. Jono) into thinking she wants to defect too, but all The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) wants is to pierce the boys’ sanctum.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties learns that, on a cattle drive, the work is hard, but the men are harder as the glistening, rugged farmhand introduces him to his fellow cowboys: Long Slim, Bubba Chunk, and The Thickness. Meanwhile, The Mouth (A.K.A. Johnno) and the boys are reeling as The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) gives them a good fisting.
Tonight on Last Stream, when Titties unwisely lets Bubba Chunk show him a rope trick, can the glistening, rugged farmhand get him out of a bind? Meanwhile, after The Muscle (A.K.A Danya Levine) rides the boys into the ground, wearing them out, she refocuses her domination onto The Mouth (A.K.A. Johnno), and The Mouth may be slippery, but she is strapped.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties decides to take up tobacco like the others, so Long Slim shows him how to stuff his pipe and smoke it. Meanwhile, with the boys too sore to fight back, The Mouth (A.K.A. Jono) pleads for mercy from The Muscle (A.K.A Danya Levine), but The Muscle has no mercy and proceeds to plug him permanently.
Tonight on Last Stream, The Thickness orders the cowboys to brand their steer, so the glistening, rugged farmhand shows Titties how to heat up the rod and press it into the back of the beef. Meanwhile, with The Mouth (A.K.A. Jono) permanently muzzled, The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) is one rough knuckling away from rupturing the boys too.
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Tonight on Last Stream, Titties finds himself between a rock and a hard place when Bubba Chunk exposes his hard place and makes his move to take Titties away from the glistening, rugged farmhand. Meanwhile, with their backs against the floor, the boys make one last appeal to The Mouth’s (A.K.A. Danya Levine’s) better nature, but does she even have a better nature?
Tonight on Last Stream, when the tender Titties opposes the overtures of Bubba Chunk, the brute swipes the supple stripling and runs off towards the ravine with the glistening, rugged farmhand racing at their rear. Meanwhile, The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) has deliberated on the boys’ desperate deal and decided to do as they desired, but in order to deliver, she’ll need to make her own deal with the devilish Dickies.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry, Marcus, and Ben celebrate Ben's come-from-behind mayoral victory in the traditional New York fashion – with a politicians-only orgy on the historic Governors Island, where everyone gets to come from behind, and in the piers beneath the Brooklyn Bridge, a body washes up by the docks.
Tonight on Last Stream, in his first act as mayor, Ben authorizes the welding of his face onto the Statue of Liberty, and Henry and Marcus start a lovemaking live-stream to raise funds. Meanwhile, as their manservant, Titties, recovers from amnesia, a new arrival is wheeled into his hospital room – the Devilish Dickies!
Tonight on Last Stream, Ben risks his relationship with Henry and Marcus as he tightens his iron grip on New York's soft, pink throat. Meanwhile, Dickies and Titties meet for the first time since one left the other to die, but without a memory between them, will the two decide to make new memories together?
Tonight on Last Stream, Ben’s political climb has caught the attention of a powerful man, and the shadows whisper to him about a new opportunity, one that could end his relationship with Henry and Marcus permanently. Meanwhile, when Titties takes a turn for the worse, Dickies determines to heal him, even if he has to pump him full of fluids personally.
Tonight on Last Stream, Dickies' passionate pumping has breathed new life down Titties' taut throat, and Ben sneaks out of Henry and Marcus's annual Orgy for the Orphans fundraiser to meet a mysterious new benefactor known only as – The Fish.
Tonight on Last Stream, as Titties sucks down new life, old memories come flooding into him as well. Meanwhile, The Fish guides Ben deeper into a sticky ocean of muck.
Tonight on Last Stream, as Titties remembers the horrors the still mentally-impaired Dickies inflicted upon him, he must decide what matters more: his old memories or his new emotions. Meanwhile, The Fish councils Ben on driving a wedge between Henry and Marcus, so that he can insert himself.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties chooses the present over the past, but as he embraces the reborn version of the man who hurt him so, a twinkle comes in the eye of the Devilish Dickies. Was this part of his nefarious plan all along? Meanwhile, The Fish’s guidance has thrust Ben between Henry and Marcus, opening a rift that only Ben can fill, but whose rift will he fill?
Tonight on Last Stream, unbeknownst to Titties, the Devilish Dickies has regained his memories and his malice, and now Dickies is poised to swallow him whole. Meanwhile, to help Ben decide between Henry and Marcus, The Fish strips Ben to his truest self, but as The Fish shows Ben who he really is, the question remains – who is The Fish?
Tonight on Last Stream, as the Devilish Dickies continues have his way with Titties and constrict him deeper into a corner, Ben takes all of Marcus for himself, leaving Henry furious, forlorn, and forgotten – which is exactly where The Fish wanted him.
Tonight on Last Stream, the Devilish Dickies reveals himself to Titties who finds himself confined in a cage of his own construction. Meanwhile, as Ben cleanses Marcus of any trace of Henry, The Fish seeps his tentacles deeper into Henry’s recesses.
Tonight on Last Stream, as Dickies continues to play with his food, Ben and Marcus take their relationship public with a buxom broadcast on Broadway. Meanwhile, after finally breaking in Henry, The Fish reveals to him his true identity.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry’s sister, Jackmeister, abandons her self-imposed exile to confront Ben about manipulating Marcus into betrayal, and now that The Fish has revealed to Henry that he is none other than Adult Swim Digital Head, Matt Harrigan, what does the future hold for the boys and their tenuous show?
Tonight on Last Stream, having disposed of Jackmeister, Ben returns to seep his tentacles deeper into the folds of Marcus’s mind. Meanwhile, as The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) continues to reveal his plan and his self to Henry, Titties realizes the terrible truth about Dickies.
Tonight on Last Stream, the boys come together and come together. Afterwards, they gingerly sit down to give thanks, but for one of them, it might be their last meal.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties’ confrontation with Dickies comes to a climax of catastrophic consequences as Titties leaves New York City behind and leaves Dickies alone, awaiting one last sweet release – the sweet release of death. Meanwhile, on the eve of the official declaration of Marcus as Mayor Ben’s First Life-Partner, Henry renounces The Fish’s (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan’s) evil endeavors and proposes that he, Marcus, and Ben become a man-age à trois instead and go out with a bang.
The boys discuss the proper way to do a call in show, lobster boy asmr, and the next step in human evolution. Henry had too much coffee.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus's torrid affair is taken to sensual, new depths while Ben broods in the darkness, plotting his revenge.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus explore each other in front of a live audience while Ben consults his brother, the world’s largest gay man, on affairs of the darker sex.
Tonight on Last Stream, it’s all honeymooning for Henry and Marcus as the petting gets heavier while Ben seeks solace in the arms of their manservant, Titties.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus's carnal cravings cannot be contained as the whirlwind of their sex drives Ben from the studio and, possibly, from their lives forever.
Tonight on Last Stream, after a heated debate, Henry and Marcus choose ‘Manry’ as their couple name, and their manservant, Titties, coaxes Ben back into the studio.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus prepare for Easter with a second coming of their own, and the manservant, Titties, learns of a deep, dark secret Ben is desperate to keep.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus use viewer feedback to develop a new safeword (spoiler alert: it’s ‘peaches’), and Ben’s passion runs so ragged that their manservant, Titties, ends up in the hospital.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus make a blind boy’s dreams come true by allowing him to feel one of their explosive, erotic entanglements, and Ben announces his mayoral campaign over the warnings of their manservant, Titties.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus host a live, 72 hour love-making telethon to raise funds for Ben’s mayoral campaign, while Dickies pumps their manservant, Titties, for information, among other things…
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus reach an agreement with The Louvre to exhibit their lovemaking inside their famous glass pyramid, while the devilish Dickies confronts Ben about the terrible secret he learned from Titties, who has now gone missing.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus are roughly wrenched from their raucous romp as the search for their manservant, Titties, intensifies, and the devilish Dickies exposes the truth about Ben's past and the truth about Ben's emotions.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus’s dirty dealings are disrupted by the discovery of their Manservant, Titties, clinging to life at the bottom of a bog, and on the eve of the mayoral vote, the devilish Dickies ambushes Ben at his campaign’s abandoned headquarters for one final confrontation.
Tonight on Last Stream, Henry and Marcus tenderly nurse their manservant, Titties, back to health, but can their love bring back his lost memories? Meanwhile, Ben’s tussle with the devilish Dickies climaxes on the Brooklyn Bridge where Ben thrusts Dickies into the depths below, but can the current sweep away the truth?
A taco, a genie, and a guy with no scalp discuss dirt-road devils, their new, robot lady-friend, and Halloween. Plus, someone's getting adopted.
The boys discuss child prostitution in our government, the Podesta emails, farting in cars, and making love to robots. Ben is put on notice.
The boys discuss serial killer amazon reviews, queefing, and settle the debate of which is better: Heathcliffe or Garfield? Henry is freed from free speech jail.
The boys discuss French astronaut suicides, a grave digger who dug his own grave, and who they'd have sex with on Fraser. Kissel starts his 2017 NYC mayoral run with more apologies.
The boys discuss a Thanksgiving that ended in murder, how to make your own tinfoil hat, and watch the fat man use hand farts to play Queen. Kissel is roasted by Garfield.
The boys discuss the far reaches of the Mandella Effect, a secret, spooky building in the middle of Manhattan, and watch a magician set a bird on fire. Ben is put back on notice.
The boys spread holiday cheer with talk of Shaolin monk genital strength and Macaque monkey marriage proposals. Marcus receives a very lively call from an Arkansas admirer. And Alex Jones saves Christmas.
The boys talk about the magic of furries, PLANET X, and celebrate Friday the 13th. Everyone gets aboard the Trump train.
The boys talk about the wonders of pregnancy, find more evidence for the existence of Bigfoot, and learn about the dangers of porn from Ted Bundy. The callers seem lost and confused.
The boys discuss the newly released dossier of classified CIA documents, the dangers of weed, and licking bum bums. We all learn the real meaning of "Chicago deep dish."
The boys take calls but the phones break down. The boys don't! Many people ask them about their behavior in a three way with each other.
Henry, Ben, and Marcus discuss The Phoenix Serial Shooter, axe attacks, and feeder-gainers. Plus, Henry puts Ben on notice.
Ben, Henry, and Marcus discuss chihuahua poltergeists, disinformation, an FSU cannibal (Go 'Noles!), and what God does when he hurts his back. Plus, Ben is still on notice.
Marcus, Ben, and Henry discuss The Goat Man, Turkish Aliens, Randy Quaid, and sweet beautiful radiant boys. Ben is put on notice.
Henry, Ben, and Marcus discuss South American goblins, Ben’s gay brother, and why face-eating frat boys make the best rappers. Plus, Henry puts Ben on notice.
Ben, Henry, and Marcus discuss evil clown sightings, Saudi flying horses, the Museum of Menstration, and 9/11 mattresses. Ben is put on notice.
Ben, Marcus, and Henry discuss juggalo blood rituals, gang stalking, screaming frogs, and cartoons farting on each other. Plus, Ben is put on notice.