Master of Puppets I'm Pulling Your Strings!
When Peggy and Hank's date night runs long, and they forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, Bobby uses their guilt to compete for their love; but his plan backfires when Peggy and Hank stop giving him everything he wants, and resolve to spend more time with him.
When Peggy realizes she's uncool, she befriends Katt Savage, the coolest mom at Bobby's cotillion classes, in hopes of becoming her new best friend... and therefore becoming cool again.
Nancy Does Dallas
When Nancy Gribble takes a job as a newswoman in Dallas, Dale goes crazy transforming their home, and Nancy goes just as wild climbing the mountain to the top.
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
When Hank is given a box full of his late father's belongings, he discovers a list of his father's off-the-wall last wishes; including wanting Hank to flush his ashes down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used.
Manger Baby Einstein
When Luanne discovers a knack for entertaining babies with her manger-baby puppets, she decides to become a children's entertainer.
Bad News Bill
When Bobby signs up for a little league, tension develops between Hank and the coach after he is accused of giving up on his son.