Bill's popularity skyrockets when he embraces the Christmas spirit, and his neediness attracts the attention of a teenage moocher.
...and Love the Alamo: Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography-and safety issues.
When Bobby ignores Hank's advice and signs up for peer counseling instead of shop class, he ends up dating one of his clients... while another client starts stalking him.
As Christmas approaches, an old woman tries to tries to spend her last days inside the Hill home... as Hank and Peggy try to figure out a way to get rid of her.
Peggy tries to spruce up the front yard by purchasing a lawn gnome... much to Hank's horror.
Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty... but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.
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