Father of the Bribe
Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.
Torch Song Hillogy
Peggy loses her job as a substitute teacher after she spanks an unruly student.
Joust Like a Woman
Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work at the Faire. But, when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must joust to defend his wife's honor.
Bluegrass is Always Greener
Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music, and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.
Tankin' It To the Streets
Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret Army experiment.
Of Mice and Little Green Men
Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own. Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.