Bad Girls, Bad Girls Watcha Gonna Do?
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
The Son Also Roses
Bobby takes up rose gardening, and Hank enters him in a cutthroat competition.
Full Metal Dust Jacket
Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.
Buck Strickland and his brother convince Luanne she's got serious talent in the boxing ring, prompting her to pick a fight with George Foreman's daughter, Freeda. But unbeknownst to Luanne, all of her matches were rigged.
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy-with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she purchased is poisoning her.
The Good Buck
Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.