Soldier of Misfortune
When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.
Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico, and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl. A saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.
Father of the Bribe
Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.
Joust Like a Woman
Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work at the Faire. But, when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must joust to defend his wife's honor.
Bluegrass is Always Greener
Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music, and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D. course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.