Get Your Freak Off
After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
The Fat and the Furious
A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
Dances with Dogs
Bobby and Hank become rivals in competitive dog dancing; Bill mistakenly thinks a Rottweiler would be a good dog dance partner.
The Son Also Roses
Bobby takes up rose gardening, and Hank enters him in a cutthroat competition.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.