Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico, and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl. A saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.
Father of the Bribe
Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.
Torch Song Hillogy
Peggy loses her job as a substitute teacher after she spanks an unruly student.
Joust Like a Woman
Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work at the Faire. But, when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must joust to defend his wife's honor.
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D. course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.