My Hair Lady
Luanne and Bill get a chair at a local hair salon, and in order to compete with the other trendy hairdressers, Bill tells everyone he's gay.
Phish & Wild Life
Hank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies.
Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle.
Dale Be Not Proud
When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements over the school's intercom system.
Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
...and Love the Alamo: Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography-and safety issues.
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where an infamous murder took place.