Of Mice and Little Green Men
Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own. Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.
A Man Without a Country Club
Hank is invited to join an exclusive all-Asian country club, but discovers he's only being courted because he's white.
Beer and Loathing
Peggy gets a job with Alamo Beer, and learns the company is knowingly selling tainted beer.
Fun with Jane and Jane
Peggy and Luanne are lured into a cult; Hank is assigned to destroy Mr. Strickland's emus.
When Hank has a dream about he and Nancy grilling hamburgers in the nude, Peggy tries to figure out a way to win her husband back.
Returning Japanese, Pt. 1
The Hills take Cotton to Japan so he can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed during WWII.