Dale Be Not Proud
When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements over the school's intercom system.
Après Hank, le Deluge
When floodwaters threaten to destroy Arlen, Hank opens the floodgates to a dam; meanwhile, Bill becomes the leader of a group who've taken shelter in the high school gym.
Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
...and Love the Alamo: Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography-and safety issues.
Stressed for Success
Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle.
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
The Redneck on Rainey Street
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his pursuit of the American Dream and embraces the life of a hillbilly.