Bwah My Nose
When Hank and his buddies get a second chance to play the team that beat them in their big high-school football state-championship game, Hank breaks his nose during practice and must get plastic surgery to correct it.
When Peggy realizes she's uncool, she befriends Katt Savage, the coolest mom at Bobby's cotillion classes, in hopes of becoming her new best friend... and therefore becoming cool again.
Nancy Does Dallas
When Nancy Gribble takes a job as a newswoman in Dallas, Dale goes crazy transforming their home, and Nancy goes just as wild climbing the mountain to the top.
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
When Hank is given a box full of his late father's belongings, he discovers a list of his father's off-the-wall last wishes; including wanting Hank to flush his ashes down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used.
Bad News Bill
When Bobby signs up for a little league, tension develops between Hank and the coach after he is accused of giving up on his son.
When Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer, the Hills attempt to welcome their Canadian neighbors to America, but soon discover that the welcome wagon isn't so welcome.