Peggy discovers that Arlen was founded by prostitutes-causing Hank no end of embarrassment.
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
Hank and Peggy enroll Bobby in a clown class; the guys decide to play dodge ball after they find a red utility ball in the alley.
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
Kahn embraces his Laotian heritage and trains to be a rebel fighter; Bobby learns CPR.
You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
Hank tries to raise money to save the middle school's softball team by pitting the Zephyrs against a Harlem Globetrotters-like team. But complications ensue when Hank makes the mistake of trying to win the game.
The Year of Washing Dangerously
Strickland partners with Kahn in a car wash business, forcing Hank to become Kahn's "work monkey."
Hank Fixes Everything
Hank stops Strickland Propane and its competitors from driving each other out of business during a nasty price war-only to be accused of masterminding an illegal propane cartel.
After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a mega-church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free time.