Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
...and Love the Alamo: Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography-and safety issues.
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where an infamous murder took place.
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
The Redneck on Rainey Street
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his pursuit of the American Dream and embraces the life of a hillbilly.