Get Your Freak Off
After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
The Fat and the Furious
A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
Bad Girls, Bad Girls Watcha Gonna Do?
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
The Son Also Roses
Bobby takes up rose gardening, and Hank enters him in a cutthroat competition.
Buck Strickland and his brother convince Luanne she's got serious talent in the boxing ring, prompting her to pick a fight with George Foreman's daughter, Freeda. But unbeknownst to Luanne, all of her matches were rigged.
After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.