Hank's On Board
Hank tries to loosen up after realizing that his friends have been sneaking off on fishing trips and not inviting him along because he's too bossy.
Peggy gets a job at the town newspaper writing a household tips column...but inadvertently gives readers the recipe for mustard gas.
Complications ensue when Bill starts his own half-way house for alcoholics; Bobby shows Peggy how to ride a bicycle.
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
Hank and Peggy enroll Bobby in a clown class; the guys decide to play dodge ball after they find a red utility ball in the alley.
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
Kahn embraces his Laotian heritage and trains to be a rebel fighter; Bobby learns CPR.
You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
Hank tries to raise money to save the middle school's softball team by pitting the Zephyrs against a Harlem Globetrotters-like team. But complications ensue when Hank makes the mistake of trying to win the game.