A Beer Can Named Desire
After winning an Alamo beer contest, Hank travels to the Superdome for a chance to win a large cash prize; Bill visits his lusty relatives at a Louisiana chateau.
The Hank's Giving Episode
The Hills find themselves stranded for Thanksgiving when bad weather shuts down the airport.
Not in My Back Hoe
Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can test drive a new car.
To Kill a Ladybird
Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies.
Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property.
Hanky Panky (1)
A marital spat between Mr. Strickland and his wife makes Hank the unlikely target of amorous advances; Peggy takes over a barbecue restaurant.