Nancy Does Dallas
When Nancy Gribble takes a job as a newswoman in Dallas, Dale goes crazy transforming their home, and Nancy goes just as wild climbing the mountain to the top.
Born Again on the Fourth of July
When Bobby's laziness and misconduct upsets Hank, Lucky offers to take Bobby to his church.
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
When Hank is given a box full of his late father's belongings, he discovers a list of his father's off-the-wall last wishes; including wanting Hank to flush his ashes down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used.
When Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer, the Hills attempt to welcome their Canadian neighbors to America, but soon discover that the welcome wagon isn't so welcome.
The Boy Can't Help It
When Bobby is befriended by a trio of older girls, Hank worries his son is being emasculated; and Hank and the guys build the ultimate homeless cart for a local bum.
To Sirloin With Love
Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby's knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the State Championships.