Full Metal Dust Jacket
Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.
Buck Strickland and his brother convince Luanne she's got serious talent in the boxing ring, prompting her to pick a fight with George Foreman's daughter, Freeda. But unbeknownst to Luanne, all of her matches were rigged.
After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
The Good Buck
Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.
I Never Promised You An Organic Garden
Peggy resurrects the high school's organic garden, but when it is overrun with bugs, she turns to pesticides; Dale and his friends collect bat guano to use as fertilizer.
Be True To Your Fool
When Bill infects Hank with head lice, he's forced to shave off his hair... only to discover the name "Bill" tattooed on his scalp.