Bobby Goes Nuts
To Hank's chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking boys in the groin.
Soldier of Misfortune
When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.
Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico, and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl. A saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.
Torch Song Hillogy
Peggy loses her job as a substitute teacher after she spanks an unruly student.
Joust Like a Woman
Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work at the Faire. But, when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must joust to defend his wife's honor.