After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy-with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she purchased is poisoning her.
I Never Promised You An Organic Garden
Peggy resurrects the high school's organic garden, but when it is overrun with bugs, she turns to pesticides; Dale and his friends collect bat guano to use as fertilizer.
Be True To Your Fool
When Bill infects Hank with head lice, he's forced to shave off his hair... only to discover the name "Bill" tattooed on his scalp.
Night and Deity
Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday... only to end up getting drunk.