No Bobby Left Behind
With his job on the line, Principal Moss labels Bobby a "special needs" student to prevent slower kids from taking a No Child Left Behind standardized test.
A Bill Full of Dollars
Peggy and her friends secretly study Bill's "common man" purchasing habits in hopes of making money in the stock market.
Straight As An Arrow
Hank organizes a Cub Scouts-like group that he belonged to as a child, but is frustrated by the new, cautious activities used to educate members; Peggy becomes a Welcome Wagon host; Lucky and Luanne collect wedding gifts.
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention
When Buck Strickland is inducted into the National Propane Hall of Flame, he asks Hank to accompany him to Memphis to keep him out of trouble; and discovers that he has an illegitimate son.
Master of Puppets I'm Pulling Your Strings!
When Peggy and Hank's date night runs long, and they forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, Bobby uses their guilt to compete for their love; but his plan backfires when Peggy and Hank stop giving him everything he wants, and resolve to spend more time with him.
When Peggy realizes she's uncool, she befriends Katt Savage, the coolest mom at Bobby's cotillion classes, in hopes of becoming her new best friend... and therefore becoming cool again.