That's What She Said
A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy.
My Hair Lady
Luanne and Bill get a chair at a local hair salon, and in order to compete with the other trendy hairdressers, Bill tells everyone he's gay.
Phish & Wild Life
Hank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies.
Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle.
Après Hank, le Deluge
When floodwaters threaten to destroy Arlen, Hank opens the floodgates to a dam; meanwhile, Bill becomes the leader of a group who've taken shelter in the high school gym.
Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
...and Love the Alamo: Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography-and safety issues.