The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D. course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.
Tankin' It To the Streets
Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret Army experiment.
A Man Without a Country Club
Hank is invited to join an exclusive all-Asian country club, but discovers he's only being courted because he's white.
Beer and Loathing
Peggy gets a job with Alamo Beer, and learns the company is knowingly selling tainted beer.
Fun with Jane and Jane
Peggy and Luanne are lured into a cult; Hank is assigned to destroy Mr. Strickland's emus.