Bluegrass is Always Greener
Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music, and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D. course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.
Of Mice and Little Green Men
Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own. Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.
A Man Without a Country Club
Hank is invited to join an exclusive all-Asian country club, but discovers he's only being courted because he's white.
Beer and Loathing
Peggy gets a job with Alamo Beer, and learns the company is knowingly selling tainted beer.