Get Your Freak Off
After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.
Fun with Jane and Jane
Peggy and Luanne are lured into a cult; Hank is assigned to destroy Mr. Strickland's emus.
When Hank has a dream about he and Nancy grilling hamburgers in the nude, Peggy tries to figure out a way to win her husband back.
Returning Japanese, Pt. 1
The Hills take Cotton to Japan so he can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed during WWII.