What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention
When Buck Strickland is inducted into the National Propane Hall of Flame, he asks Hank to accompany him to Memphis to keep him out of trouble; and discovers that he has an illegitimate son.
Master of Puppets I'm Pulling Your Strings!
When Peggy and Hank's date night runs long, and they forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, Bobby uses their guilt to compete for their love; but his plan backfires when Peggy and Hank stop giving him everything he wants, and resolve to spend more time with him.
When Peggy realizes she's uncool, she befriends Katt Savage, the coolest mom at Bobby's cotillion classes, in hopes of becoming her new best friend... and therefore becoming cool again.
Born Again on the Fourth of July
When Bobby's laziness and misconduct upsets Hank, Lucky offers to take Bobby to his church.
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
When Hank is given a box full of his late father's belongings, he discovers a list of his father's off-the-wall last wishes; including wanting Hank to flush his ashes down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used.
Manger Baby Einstein
When Luanne discovers a knack for entertaining babies with her manger-baby puppets, she decides to become a children's entertainer.