Gemberling must slay a great beast to prove that he truly is the Chosen One, destined to save the Internet. But all is not as it seems when ghosts from his past come back to haunt him. Also, there are cupcakes.
Gemberling and his traveling companions find themselves trapped in a house surrounded by vicious cyber-zombies. But the horror outside can't compare to the one inside... the ruthless bounty hunter, Chains!
Gemberling and Chains come to a town, savaged by the local warlord, Sata Raid. They must help the people regain their former strength, and Gemberling shares a nightcap with an attractive townswoman... after dark.