Ace programmer and master jerk Ken Gemberling gets sucked into the internet and caught up in a massive conspiracy.
Beast and Breakfast
Gemberling must slay a great beast to prove that he truly is the Chosen One, destined to save the Internet. But all is not as it seems when ghosts from his past come back to haunt him. Also, there are cupcakes.
Blue Screen of Death
Gemberling and his traveling companions find themselves trapped in a house surrounded by vicious cyber-zombies. But the horror outside can't compare to the one inside... the ruthless bounty hunter, Chains!
Scrote of Trials
Gemberling hunts for his old friends Bit and Byte, but ends up making some unlikely new ones: Hardrive and the Insult-O-Bot! They take to the air, pursued by a bloodthirsty Chains.
Atonement with the Bucket
Gemberling must train with the ancient master, Linux. Chains must carry out a mission of his own. Could he be a chosen one too?
Belly of the Skrales
Gemberling and Chains must cross the great Internet Ocean with the help of the love-crazy sea captain, Skrales.
Blaster of Both Worms
Gemberling and Chains come to a town, savaged by the local warlord, Sata Raid. They must help the people regain their former strength, and Gemberling shares a nightcap with an attractive townswoman... after dark.
Boogie Baby, Boogie!
Gemberling and Chains must negotiate their way through a maze of puzzles and tricks... all the while, enduring the Maze Master's flamboyant songs.