The Peanut Butter Kid
Stressed about their poor finances, Lois and Peter try to find a way to save money for Stewie's college fund. Peter buys a metal detector to search for expensive metals on the beach.
The Heartbreak Dog
During a birthday party for Bonnie at the Swanson's, Brian spots Bonnie sitting alone in her bedroom looking very sad. She opens up to Brian, telling him that she feels like she's wasted much of her adult life taking care of Joe.
The New Adventures of Old Tom
After Peter gets stuck overnight on the kiddy train at the Quahog Mall, he becomes jealous when Lois fawns over the handsome new Channel 5 reporter, Dallas Portland, who interviews him.
When the Griffins take a trip to Lois' childhood home, Lois decides to finally pursue her childhood dream of becoming a model. Local celebrity soon turns to national renown and when Lois gets caught up in a whirlwind of diet pills and partying, Peter has to recruit Carter's help to bring her back to reality.
The Perfect Castaway
Peter and the guys set out on a long fishing trip to catch a huge score, but get shipwrecked in the process and become stranded on a desert island. After a while, they're rescued and Peter returns home to find out Lois married someone else to make sure her family was taken care of: Brian.
After a "trouser malfunction" during a live Emmy broadcast, the FCC decides to "correct" some of Peter's beloved television shows. Frustrated, he decides to start his own television station so he can have control of the airwaves. Soon his ratings soar and the FCC steps in, not only censoring Peter's original programming, but his home life as well. The family loads up and heads to Washington to fight congress from banning indecent real life situations.
Brian Goes Back To College
Brian loses his job at the New Yorker after it's discovered that he doesn't have a college degree. He decides to return to Brown and get his diploma. Struggling with his grade in Advanced Physics, he decides to cheat with help from Stewie, thus becoming the teacher's pet.
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
After Peter loses again as employee of the month, he devices a plan to brown nose his new boss Angela. Meanwhile, Stewie begins to act out at daycare. It becomes obvious to Lois that Stewie is missing his father. Peter and Stewie begin to bond, teaming up to torture Lois. She decides she's had enough abuse and splits up the pair, creating a tear in their relationship. Peter feeling guilty, takes Stewie to Disneyworld where they embark on an adventure of their own.
Fat Guy Strangler
Lois discovers that she has a long-lost brother, Patrick (voiced by Robert Downey Jr.), who Carter and Babs have kept hidden in a mental hospital. When Patrick comes to live with the Griffins, it quickly becomes apparent that he's deeply disturbed. Meanwhile, Peter founds the NAAFP to fight for the rights of Quahog's obese population.
The Father, The Son and The Holy Fonz
Peter's father Francis (Charles Durning) pays a visit spawning a debate over religion after he finds out that Stewie hasn't been baptized. Not only does Francis force his religious views on his family but tainted holy water onto his youngest grandson as well.