An App a Day
After Peter damages his phone in the shower playing with apps, he gives it to Chris. Chris uses his new phone to send a not-safe-for-school picture to his crush Marcy.
Take a Letter
Stewie gets enrolled in a fancy private school. Worried that his new school will be too expensive, Lois gets a job at the post office. While sorting mail, she discovers an old letter Peter had written to an ex-girlfriend, Gretchen.
Baby You Knock Me Out
Peter coaxes Lois into entering an amateur boxing match, where Lois easily defeats her opponent - launching her career as a professional pugilist.
New Kidney in Town
Peter ruins his kidneys after concocting his own energy drink, prompting Brian to volunteer donating his organs; as President Obama plans on visiting the high school, Chris plagiarizes Meg's thoughts for an essay on hope.
And I'm Joyce Kinney
Lois is horrified when television news reporter Joyce Kinney exposes Lois as a former pornographic film star.
Herbert warns Chris that the kind old German puppeteer Chris has befriended is a Nazi war criminal.
The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
When Bonnie leaves town, Meg cares for Joe - and ends up with a crush on him; Stewie accidentally creates an identical twin who is pure evil.