Stewie Loves Lois
Stewie almost loses his beloved bear Rupert when a stray dog snatches him out of Stewie's hands at the park. Lois saves Rupert and stitches him up good as new. After this act of bravery, Stewie realizes how much he loves his mother, but how long with this relationship last?
Hell Comes to Quahog
When Peter leaves Meg behind at the roller rink after he was supposed to pick her up, she decides to get her own car. The family heads out to the local car lot but when Meg picks out a nice reliable sedan, Peter insists on getting her a tank. Behind the wheel of the assault vehicle, Peter causes havoc throughout town finally ending with Joe impounding it. In order to buy a car on her own, Meg then takes a job at Superstore USA, which has just moved into Quahog.
Whistle While Your Wife Works
After blowing his fingers off lighting firecrackers, Peter needs Lois to help him do his work so that he doesn't lose his job. Meanwhile, Brian is spending a lot of time out of the house and Stewie realizes that he is dating a new woman. After much persuasion, Brian finally agrees to take Stewie to meet this mystery woman, Jillian. At first Stewie is very impressed; she's stunning, but after a few minutes he realizes she is a moron.
You May Now Kiss the... uh... Guy Who Receives
Brian's cousin Jasper visits Quahog to announce his engagement to his partner, Phillipe. Lois struggles with her issues about the two men getting married. The wedding is to take place at the Griffins' house, but plans are halted when Mayor West intends to sign a bill banning gay marriage.
Untitled Griffin Family History
When burglars break into the Griffin's house, Peter guides his wife and kids up to a panic room in the attic. Fearing that he might not survive the ordeal, Peter recounts the tale of the Griffin family history, from early man all the way up to World War II Germany.