Bookie of the Year
While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.
When Peter and Lois decide to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception.
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins, forced into the witness protection program, move to a backwoods southern town.
Screwed the Pooch
Brian gets an urge to have sex, and finally chases down the champion greyhound owned by Peter's rich and snooty father-in-law.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."