A Shot in the Dark
Peter gets arrested and charged with a hate crime after he shoots an intruder climbing into Cleveland's house.
Peter takes his family to a fancy restaurant and falls in love with his toothpick. When Peter accidentally swallows it, he goes back to the restaurant to get another one.
An App a Day
After Peter damages his phone in the shower playing with apps, he gives it to Chris. Chris uses his new phone to send a not-safe-for-school picture to his crush Marcy.
The Griffin's are forced to flee their hometown of Quahog after Peter's offensive newspaper comics spark uproar amongst the local townspeople. Driving through the night, the Griffin's arrive in a small suburban town called "Springfield".
Book of Joe
With Peter's urging, Joe publishes his first children's book; but his lack of stage presence prompts Joe's publisher to ask Peter to become the face of the book.
This Little Piggy
At Stewie's graduation, Brian states that Stewie's proud moment is no big feat. Stewie takes it upon himself to try and acquire some real world knowledge. Meg is discovered by a photographer who asks her if she would like to model for him.
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
Peter and Lois receive a note from Principal Shepherd pinned to Chris' backpack. During their meeting they learn that if Chris doesn't pass his upcoming history exam he will have to repeat the 9th grade.
When Meg asks Peter for a check for her upcoming field trip, he finally notices that his "checkbook" is just a blank pad of paper. Lois agrees to take Peter to the bank where they discover that Peter's first name is really "Justin".
Stewie is happily watching the season finale of his favorite British television program when Chris and Peter suddenly show up in the living room, playing a game where they run around and hit each other with mattresses. Peter knocks Chris into the television set, which breaks and leaves Stewie furious because he can't watch his show. He throws a tantrum and gets sent to his room, where he decides to rebuild his time machine and use it to prevent his birth into the Griffin family.