The Griffins take Stewie to the hospital, fearing his arm may be broken. Dr. Hartman informs them that Stewie still hasn't had his vaccinations.
The Griffin's are forced to flee their hometown of Quahog after Peter's offensive newspaper comics spark uproar amongst the local townspeople. Driving through the night, the Griffin's arrive in a small suburban town called "Springfield".
This Little Piggy
At Stewie's graduation, Brian states that Stewie's proud moment is no big feat. Stewie takes it upon himself to try and acquire some real world knowledge. Meg is discovered by a photographer who asks her if she would like to model for him.
Dr. C & the Women
After Cleveland diffuses an argument between Quagmire and Joe, Peter encourages him to open his own therapy office. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a TSA agent, and revels in the positive attention she gets for being the "office hottie".
After Brian gets diagnosed with liver disease from his heavy drinking, Peter is stuck with the task of inserting Brian's suppository pills. When Brian bites Peter's arm in self-defense, Brian becomes the alpha dog.
While watching a celebrity roast with Brian, Peter is inspired to throw a roast for himself, but it backfires when his friends go further then he expected. Hurt by what was said, Peter decides to seek out a new group of friends.
After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, "Maniac Pope", Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.
Take My Wife
Peter and the guys are invited on a Bahamas couples' vacation with their wives. Upon arrival, their host reveals that they're at a "couples' counseling retreat."
Pilling Them Softly
After Quagmire shows off his cooking skills to the gang, Lois suggests that he audtion for Channel 5's new cooking show.