The Griffins take Stewie to the hospital, fearing his arm may be broken. Dr. Hartman informs them that Stewie still hasn't had his vaccinations.
The Griffin's are forced to flee their hometown of Quahog after Peter's offensive newspaper comics spark uproar amongst the local townspeople. Driving through the night, the Griffin's arrive in a small suburban town called "Springfield".
Brian the Closer
A fight over a chew-rope with Peter leaves Brian toothless and disfigured. But after a visit with QuagmireÆs dentist, Brian puts his new ôtoothyö smile to the test, as a real estate agent.
An earthquake strikes in Haiti, prompting Lois to start a blood drive to help the victims. She gives homemade cookies to all the blood donors. Peter loves the cookies so much he thinks they can make money by selling them.
This Little Piggy
At Stewie's graduation, Brian states that Stewie's proud moment is no big feat. Stewie takes it upon himself to try and acquire some real world knowledge. Meg is discovered by a photographer who asks her if she would like to model for him.
Dr. C & the Women
After Cleveland diffuses an argument between Quagmire and Joe, Peter encourages him to open his own therapy office. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a TSA agent, and revels in the positive attention she gets for being the "office hottie".
Our Idiot Brian
Meg is worried that she won't do well on her SATs, so she convinces Brian to take the test for her. A confident Brian agrees to the challenge, and even dresses up like Meg, only to find out that he received the lowest score in the class.
When Stewie complains that his tricycle has been stolen, Peter and his friends are spurred into action. Peter finds the kid responsible, and the success leads the group to start a detective agency for kids.
After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, "Maniac Pope", Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.