Bookie of the Year
While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.
And the Wiener is...
Chris teaches Peter the true meaning of penis envy; after suffering outrageous humiliations, Meg gets revenge on the popular crowd.
Lois takes up the martial art Tae-Jitsu and chases away New York tourists; the Griffin family learns how to love/hate each other.
When Peter and Lois decide to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception.
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins, forced into the witness protection program, move to a backwoods southern town.
Screwed the Pooch
Brian gets an urge to have sex, and finally chases down the champion greyhound owned by Peter's rich and snooty father-in-law.