Stewie meets a little girl who might be his soulmate; Lois buys twin beds after Peter repeatedly crushes her in his sleep.
The Griffins star in a reality television show, but Meg quits, prompting the producers to replace her with a scantily-clad vixen Meg while the real girl becomes a nanny for the Von Trapp children.
Stewie falls in love with a toddler at day-care named Janet, while Lois, now a stewardess, and Peter, taking advantage of free trips, board a plane that is hijacked to Cuba.
After the Mob helps Peter get his car repaired, he and Lois keep trying to avoid repaying the favor. In the process, Lois offends the nephew of the Don and a contract is taken out on her life.
Although Chris rejects the idea of liposuction in his efforts to lose weight, Peter becomes addicted to plastic surgery.
A technicality allows the Griffin home to secede from the U.S. as an independent country, but Peter's abrasive behavior towards his neighbors prompts sanctions against "Petoria" by the federal government.
Fed up with Peter's old, tattered, shirt, Lois takes him to the mall to buy a new outfit for church. When Peter struggles with the top button, they notice a large lump on his neck. Alarmed, they rush to the hospital where Dr. Hartman guesses that it's an incomplete vestigial twin.
A new kid arrives at James Woods High and quickly earns the nickname “Mental Mike” for his aggressive and violent reputation.
At Stewie's graduation, Brian states that Stewie's proud moment is no big feat. Stewie takes it upon himself to try and acquire some real world knowledge. Meg is discovered by a photographer who asks her if she would like to model for him.
Meg is worried that she won't do well on her SATs, so she convinces Brian to take the test for her. A confident Brian agrees to the challenge, and even dresses up like Meg, only to find out that he received the lowest score in the class.
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