After punching a woman he thought was a man at a soccer game, Peter is placed under house arrest and turns his basement into a bar where Lois becomes an acclaimed lounge singer.
Peter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds until he discovers that Reynolds may be attracted to him, and Stewie leaves home after Brian figures out that he wrecked Brian's car.
After Lois's father, Carter, falls asleep while driving, the Griffins realize he is getting close to retirement, and visit retirement communities in Florida.
When Meg turns 18, Peter and Lois attempt to keep Quagmire from seducing their daughter.
Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little crazy when she says that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.
It's Christmas time in Quahog! While shopping at the local mall for gifts, Peter and Lois run into an old friend, Jesus Christ. Over drinks, Peter and the gang discover Jesus is a virgin. Peter won't have it, and makes it his mission to get Jesus a girlfriend.
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