Bookie of the Year
While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.
The pilots at the Quahog Airport are on strike, and Quagmire is worried about being able to pay his bills. When a bachelorette party mistakes him for the male stripper they hired, he decides to take it up and make some easy money.
Peter's Def Jam
Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire want to do an activity together so they decide to start a podcast. After a horrendous start, Peter accidently plays multiple songs and is mistaken for a DJ by a club owner.
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Peter's boss sends him back to third grade to qualify for a promotion at work; and Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. struggle opening a nightclub until Stewie turns it into the coolest nightclub in Quahog.
To pay off a massive debt, Peter participates in a medical experiment, allowing himself to be injected with the "gay" gene; and this change in lifestyle leads him to find a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind.
Lois lands a job as a Fox TV news reporter; her first assignment is an expose on a well-known liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a famous conservative radio host, she may get fired.
After Stewie gets beaten up by Joe's infant daughter, Peter injects Stewie with steroids; Chris's popularity at school soars when he begins dating Connie.
We Love You, Conrad
When Jillian announces she's getting married, Brian begins dating "The Hills" actress Lauren Conrad.