The Griffins take Stewie to the hospital, fearing his arm may be broken. Dr. Hartman informs them that Stewie still hasn't had his vaccinations.
High School English
After crashing his car into a stranger's home, Peter locks himself inside the library and takes this time to catch up on some of the classic American novels he never read in high school.
Peter and the gang realize their new neighbor is none other than the New England Patriot's tight end, Rob Gronkowski.
Peter's Got Woods
When Brian starts spending more time with his new girlfriend, Peter gets jealous. And when they try to get James Woods High renamed Peter gets mad and calls in the real James Woods, who comes to town, ensuring the school's name stays the same. Peter and James Woods form a great friendship, but when Peter starts to miss Brian, James Woods gets jealous and things take a dark turn.
The Perfect Castaway
Peter and the guys set out on a long fishing trip to catch a huge score, but get shipwrecked in the process and become stranded on a desert island. After a while, they're rescued and Peter returns home to find out Lois married someone else to make sure her family was taken care of: Brian.
Chris starts high school and is terrorized by the older students, so he joins the Peace Corps to get away. The family is shocked, especially to learn that Chris has married a tribal girl and plans on never coming home.
After a "trouser malfunction" during a live Emmy broadcast, the FCC decides to "correct" some of Peter's beloved television shows. Frustrated, he decides to start his own television station so he can have control of the airwaves. Soon his ratings soar and the FCC steps in, not only censoring Peter's original programming, but his home life as well. The family loads up and heads to Washington to fight congress from banning indecent real life situations.
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
After Peter loses again as employee of the month, he devices a plan to brown nose his new boss Angela. Meanwhile, Stewie begins to act out at daycare. It becomes obvious to Lois that Stewie is missing his father. Peter and Stewie begin to bond, teaming up to torture Lois. She decides she's had enough abuse and splits up the pair, creating a tear in their relationship. Peter feeling guilty, takes Stewie to Disneyworld where they embark on an adventure of their own.
The Father, The Son and The Holy Fonz
Peter's father Francis (Charles Durning) pays a visit spawning a debate over religion after he finds out that Stewie hasn't been baptized. Not only does Francis force his religious views on his family but tainted holy water onto his youngest grandson as well.
Peter pretends to be someone that he's not when he decides to attend his twenty-fifth high school reunion. Peter meets and is recruited by professional football player Tom Brady (voiced by himself) to play for the New England Patriots.
Peter and Lois get a scare when Lois believes she is pregnant again. Although the test results turn out negative, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Before the operation, Peter decides to freeze some sperm, and a mishap at the clinic causes the return of Bertram (Stewie's equally maniacal "sperm brother".