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I Take Thee, Quagmire

After courting Peter's maid briefly, Quagmire decides that he's in love. He proposes and she accepts. Quagmire is pulled away from his friends leaving them all distraught. He soon realizes that he's made a mistake. The boys launch a plan to get Quagmire out of his marriage by faking his own death. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes possessive of Lois as she attempts to wean him off of her breast milk. Just as he kicks his addiction to his mother, she confesses that she has missed their bonding.

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Season 2

In an attempt to avoid a hospital bill, Peter pretends he's dead, thereby attracting, then trying to outrun, Death. When Peter injures Death in a scuffle, he must temporarily take over Death's unpopular duties.

Peter wrestles control away from Lois during a Quahog Players theatre group production of "The King and I," making the play into a cyborg battle, complete with bikini-clad dancing girls.

Peter's sexist remarks at work land him face-to-face with feminist attorney Gloria Ironbacks, who sends him to a sensitivity training class that makes him too sensitive.

Peter gets a reputation for being a healer when he miraculously cures a made-up disease Chris uses as part of a scam on the Grant-A-Dream Foundation.


Season 11

Brian's dreams come true when he writes a play and it's a hit...but his happiness evaporates when Stewie writes a better play in one night.

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