Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
As the guys go through Quagmire’s father’s old clothes, Peter finds a bunch of VHS tapes of a Korean soap opera called Winter Summer. It turns out Quagmire starred in the show years earlier while he was stationed in Busan with the Navy.
A Shot in the Dark
Peter gets arrested and charged with a hate crime after he shoots an intruder climbing into Cleveland's house.
The New Adventures of Old Tom
After Peter gets stuck overnight on the kiddy train at the Quahog Mall, he becomes jealous when Lois fawns over the handsome new Channel 5 reporter, Dallas Portland, who interviews him.
Baby You Knock Me Out
Peter coaxes Lois into entering an amateur boxing match, where Lois easily defeats her opponent - launching her career as a professional pugilist.
New Kidney in Town
Peter ruins his kidneys after concocting his own energy drink, prompting Brian to volunteer donating his organs; as President Obama plans on visiting the high school, Chris plagiarizes Meg's thoughts for an essay on hope.
Friends of Peter G
After Peter is arrested for a public intoxication, a judge sentences him to attend AA meetings - where Peter and Brian convince their AA brethren that the best place to get drunk is at the meeting.
Herbert warns Chris that the kind old German puppeteer Chris has befriended is a Nazi war criminal.