The Boys in the Band
When Lois catches Stewie and Brian watching something inappropriate and puts on a children's music program instead, a frustrated Stewie decides to write his own baby songs with Brian. The two form a band, "Red Shirt, Blue Shirt".
Carter and Tricia
Carter purchases Pawtucket Brewery and becomes Peter's new boss. With great pleasure, he forces Peter to assume a variety of humiliating roles. Peter overhears Carter order staff to illegally make beer cans out of dangerous and cheap materials.
And the Wiener is...
Chris teaches Peter the true meaning of penis envy; after suffering outrageous humiliations, Meg gets revenge on the popular crowd.
Lois takes up the martial art Tae-Jitsu and chases away New York tourists; the Griffin family learns how to love/hate each other.
Kiss Seen 'Round the World
Meg and Neil intern at a TV station; Stewie loses his tricycle to a bully.
A Fish Out of Water
Peter becomes a commercial fisherman and almost kills a popular myth; Lois teaches Meg how to let loose at Spring Break.
When Peter and Lois decide to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception.